Whats the skinny on the fatman?

Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi
Fat Discussion 101.3
Some of you may opt to be Fat Doctors?

What’s the Skinny on the Fat Man?

Would it not be nice to feature Fat Transplants?
Surgeons could scrape fat off of fat people and “crazy glue” it to skinny folks and everybody would look nice.
That would be nice.
Ah…maybe someday?
Maybe a mad doctor like Dr. Franken,etc. is working on something of that nature right now? Trimming the fat so to speak.

It is of the utmost importance to look good so you will feel good.
How can you feel good if you look bad?
How can you feel good when friends say, “You look terrible!”
Does that make you feel good?
If you look good you can feel good even if you feel bad.

It seems quite a large number of Fat Folks have signed up to live on the Moon or Mars, as an easy way to weigh less. What they fail to consider is if they all get onboard, the spaceship will be unable to blast off.

I can take 4 people in my car…2 fat people, and only if I drive from the side of the road remotely.
If I fly them off of a cliff they will feel weightlessness for a little while anyway…but I will need to get my car back.

The obvious easy solution is The Fat Transplant. I do not see it coming in our lifetimes however. Maybe I am wrong? I’ve been so before.

Penwose Out
By George
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