New Hit Show

New For The Old
Brand Spanking New Hit Reality Show For Old Fogies

There’s The Bachelor, Big Brother, The Boyfriend, The Acquaintance, and others of similar nature.

Now, right before your very eyes, I’ve discovered The Old Fart.
The Old Fart is a companion show where the winner is chosen at random to do random things for the companion.

Since the discovery is mine, I will be the first Companion.
All I ask is you don’t get on my nerves.

You will have your own room in an almost classy Las Vegas dwelling, with all the bells and whistles.
Note: No bells or whistles after nine PM.

All you need do is watch me in case of a stroke. If you feel I am having one, ask how I feel. If I mumble, call the Medics, STAT!

In turn I will eat everything you cook, (If it’s good?)
Stay out of your way when you clean, dust, mop the floor, and take out the trash, etc.
I will wear only clothes You have washed.
The sense of pride is yours.

As soon as you nag me you’re out on your kiester!
Hint, if you correct my spelling that is taken as nagging. I said kiester because I didn’t want to say ass, and I could not find suitable spelling.

All applicants must apply to be applicable. Photos are optional but may lessen your chances.

First show will air as soon as we find a network.
Have your bags ready. No cats.

See you when you get here!

Penwose Out,
By George
NoPo8