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Psyche 101.3.5

Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi
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Today is the first day back of my students to class without a mask.

Whoa! Holy Moly!
I had forgotten what they look like.
I almost Stroked Out.
It’s true what they say about missing things when they’re gone.
Some of them never took their masks off, even to bathe.
I could not tell if they had tan lines or dirt lines?

Today we are talking about The Unconscious Mind

The unconscious mind works very well with the subconscious mind, the subliminal mind, the half mind, and the forgettable mind.

Dr. Swigmon Fwad, Kiwi, believes that the unconscious mind influences behavior even though people are unaware of its existence.
He believes most of the contents of the unconscious mind are considered unacceptable or unpleasant, such as feelings of pain, anxiety, conflict, or sexual innuendoes.

However other studies show that the unconscious mind controls our likes and dislikes, our ins and outs, our ups and downs, our hopes, our dreams, our plans, our schemes, our everything’s.

Memories, interests, thoughts and motivations,
along with urges, merges and purges…
which by no means should be considered unpleasant,
are manipulated unconsciously

The unconscious mind controls everything.

That is where I have a distinct advantage over everyone else.
99% of my mind is unconscious.

Class Over…Wake up!

Penwose Out,
By George
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 10, 2021
It is amazing how many students learn while unconscious in the classroom. I had to use humor to try to get them from falling asleep.

This is the third time today that I have read about the unconscious mind. The first was Sherwin Hojat's article on how the unconscious mind controls nearly everything we do. And then, another article referring to the unconscious mind, and finally yours. What an interesting coincidence.

I'm going off autopilot now… Over and out.

Ron

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