So I was thinking...

Delusions

So I was thinking…
I am presently probably in the best shape of my life.

I am retired so I have plenty of time.
I am divorced so I have plenty of time.
My Titanium hip is now ten years old and going strong.
My eye muscle surgery is now thirty years old and I can pretty much see one of everything unless I look up or to the sides.
My Laser Eye surgery is twenty-five years old and still at 20/20…almost.
My new heart valve is one year old, and not leaking.
Ethel, (My Murmur,) is gone.
My heart stent is also one year old.
My Pacemaker is one year old and working marvelously, with a battery that will outlive me.
I am almost ready to stop taking blood thinners, so the dark splotches on my arms should go away?
Bones are still fused in my back. If I fall to my knees I can almost get up. I cannot reach my feet. My toenails need to be cut.

I can walk nonstop for 45 minutes.
My fastest time in the 100 is yet to be determined?
Note: I learned from The Six Million Dollar Man, that when you are running in Slow Motion, you are really running fast. I can do that!
I still have 9½ fingers.
I can almost swim across the pool without nose plugs.
My doctor says my best days are ahead of me.

There is no reason why I should not be able to get into The Olympics next time.

Penwose Out,
By George
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