CONSUMER ALERT!
Anybody watching The Olympics?
This is for you.
Have you seen the commercial where several Americans walk into a Japanese restaurant and their guide tells them,
“Don’t ask for an English menu. Tell them to surprise you.”
The Big Book Of No Nos, says That is a Big No No!
NEVER ask a restaurant in any language to surprise you.
You are opening yourself up for anything and everything.
They will probably serve you stuff they can’t get rid of, or the most expensive thing on the menu.
You will probably end up with a bowl of Monkey Brains.
(No, they won’t make you smart. But if you believe they will, you really need them.)
Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces is adult literature that satirizes famous children's stories, fables and fairy tales. The work is Jay Dubya's twenty-first e-book available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble Nook.
