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I do not mean my eyeball.

Penwose Here,

Are any of you in Vegas bothered by the smoke from those blasted California fires?
I only go out of the house once a week and I never smelled smoke, yet My left eye started hurting and swelled up a few days ago.
I do not mean my eyeball, actually.
I am quite sure that cannot swell, but rather the lids below it.

My fear is when the swelling goes down the skin stretched by the swell will have a permanent sag.
I may have to fetch a bottle of that loathsome stuff I see advertised on the tele to remove bags from the eyes.

Diabetics can attack the eyes so I have to be careful.
Countermeasures are in place.

I took an allergy pill two days ago and the eye got better…temporarily.
I took one today and its better again.
I think the smoke may be dissipitating?

Funny thing is, one of the allergy pills I have onhand has the same ingredients as the sleeping pill I take? That’s kind of weird?
The allergy pill says, Non-Drowsy.
I am not quite sure how that can work?

Lots of other weird things occur around here…TMTM…
That’s “Too Many To Mention,” for those acronymically challenged.

Hopefully the smoke will go away and I can return to normal, which really isn’t normal.

Penwose Out,
By George
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