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No Sound?

Man O Man…If I ain’t going crazy, I’m going somewhere Just Like It!
I haven’t gotten any phone calls for quite sometime…Yet when I look at my messages I have New Voice Mails?
How could I have Voice Mails? I never even heard the phone ring?
Something told me Something was Amuck?
I looked Everywhere and found Nothing.

I found out that when I tried to Dial out, I heard no Beeps?
I must hear Beeps! I know from previous calls that I’m supposed to hear Beeps. Why do I hear no Beeps?
Something told me More things were Amuck?

I did a Deep Dive into my phone settings.
I shiver when I think of all the things I could find in those waters.
I NEVER go Deep Diving in my settings. There is no end to the destruction I can do!
But I did!
And Glory Be when I checked my Sounds, which a sound actually was, I found them MUTED.
MUTED? I never MUTED them? How did they get MUTED? Perhaps they are Self Mutating? Why would I ever Mute them?
What good is a sound if you cannot hear it?
I must have Butt Muted them?

There were 3 choices…Sound…Vibrate…and Mute.
I Clicked on Sound.
I now have sound!
If you call me my phone will actually Ring!
Ain’t life grand!…Sometimes!
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