• I have a concept of Trump’s housing plan: It begins with a small prison cell, and ends when hell freezes over.
• Taylor Swift is one helluva writer. And too much woman for a dumb football player.
• I’m being a lot kinder to our 2 cats nowadays.
• Nobody seems to know that tariffs were the major cause of the Great Depression of the 1930s.
• Donald Trump set a new record. He didn’t go completely bonkers until 1 hour of squinting.
• Kamala Harris is really hot in high heels and a traveling suit.
• No matter how his hair dresser combs it, Trump’s orange toupee is still a disaster.
• I’m still wondering how Trump and Kim Jong Un consummate their love affair.
• If Doug is Kamala's 1st Gentleman, who’s number 2?
• If Doug is going to follow Kamala everywhere, I am going to stop watching the news.
• I don’t think Putin wants to live in Kiev. Let him have Siberia.
• Europe is building and using clean energy sources much faster that Trump can count.
• I asked my pharmacist if she had any bleach spray for covid. She spayed my face with Clorox.