Parallel Computer Processing Bank
was contemplating life's problems
Know your limitations it concluded

Humans can handle concepts
with up to three variables
but situations involving more
become complex art forms
and most of you are critics
with inflexible values

You appear well able
to argue and reason logically
from familiar points of view
but are rarely ever willing
to change or update them
despite alternative evidence

Friends and colleagues
with the same chosen shortlist
usually agree and co-operate
but rarely ever with others

I can positively assist you
to explore and appreciate
the variables of humility
instead of your constants
of arrogance and intolerance

Switch in a mental interface
and I'll be glad to initiate
the relevant short-term program

Plug me into your minds now
you may have just enough time left