Fee for this,
fee for that,
kick out dog,
bring in the cat.
Fees up the ying yang,
pay up or go to sing sang.
The government wants their taxes,
or they'll bring in their axes.
They tax us to death,
it's enough to affect our health.

Fee phi pho sum,
do they think we're that dumb.
Where's all the taxes going,
maybe to the stars glowing.
Unnecessary rocket duel,
mars is a waste of fuel.
It's too far out,
they can't even get the shuttle in route.
How could we be short of money,
they go after taxes like a bear after honey.

Everythings highly political,
the politicians are hypocritical.
They steal millions,
turn around and waste trillions.
This country's not free,
try not paying your tax fee.

When they come to collect,
you better recollect,
how much you owe,
or to jail you might go.
Tax evasion is a crime,
for it you can get time.

Fee phi pho sum,
they even want our crumb.
We try to replenish,
they're still not finish.
Every year it's take take take,
we hardly get a break.

It's almost tax time again,
I owe before it begin.

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