AuthorsDen.com   Join | Login    
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    BOOKS    SAMPLE CHAPTERS    AUDIOBOOKS    eBOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    VIDEOS    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Debashish Haar, iTom Kitt, iArmineh Ohanian, iValerie Boggess, iScott Zachary, iMatt Miller, iTrennis Killian, iElisabeth Barstowe, iRachel Glasgow, iDavid Clure, i

  Home > Mainstream > Poetry        Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry        Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     

OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

 Follow Me  

· Contact Me
· Success story
· Books
· Articles
· Poetry
· News
· Blog
· 3,670 Titles
· 17,072 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Nov, 2002

OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.



A Nice Booty
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
   Rated "PG" by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Follow   Share on Facebook

I was watching one of the court shows and this lady told the judge her boss fired her because she complained about him messing with her fat booty. At one time I had to straightened my wifes boss out about messing with her booty. We started to sue him for sexual harrassment. Anyway protecting my wifes booty has been a problem down through the years. Some of the tight dresses she wore to work she stopped wearing when her sister told her they were too tight. But she wouldn't listen to me. Her boss finally got fired. So goes my poem.


Poem Artwork

A super nice booty,
might have to go on duty.
The owner could be in a rut,
maybe doing the chicken strut.
Listed in the most wanted,
sexually harrassed & taunted.


Run baby run,
it's that are you're done.
All eyes are watching,
a hand might be catching.
Watch where you sit,
a tack might hit.


Ouch might be your expression,
one best booty lesson.
It's your great seat,
the nice jiggly fat meat.
Sure people stare,
but
it's up to you to share.


One
 


Want to review or comment on this poem?


Need a FREE Reader Membership?


 Reviews of "A Nice Booty"
Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on January 6, 2007
Gotta love it One~
'A Nice Booty" ~
"...Sure people stare,
but
it's up to you to share."~ great line!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~



Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 5, 2007
This is so true
"Sure people stare,
but it's up to you to share."

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on January 5, 2007
When I was a boss I had quite a problem with one of my female employees. She always came dressed to kill and complained that others haressed her. I first gave a good talking to to the men, then I talked to her privately and told her that she ought to think well how she dressed. I thanked God when she found another job. Victor

Reviewed by Michael Mathieu (Reader)
Reviewed on January 5, 2007
Sure people stare,
but, it's up to you to share,
Protecting what's yours,
still being proud it belongs to you.
Loved it,
Michael

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 5, 2007
A bootiful poem, G! And glad to hear that guy got fired.

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on January 5, 2007
Well, it certainly is good to know you're looking out for your wife's Booty! But that's what good husbands do! Cute poem, Grady.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on January 5, 2007
Whoaaaaaaaaaa ,What can I say.....Hugssssssssssssssssss


New Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper
Popular Poetry (Mainstream)
  1.  Nolan Xavier Wells
  2.  NINE/ELEVEN
  3.  Leadership: American Style
  4.  Flood
  5.  Fleeting Verse
  6.  Prayers for J. Allen
  7.  Losing You
  8.  The Arbitrage of Solitude
  9.  Intimacy
  10.  HORSE-SHIT !
  11.  STREAMS OF MEMORIES
  12.  Walls and Dreams
  13.  My Last Request
  14.  Rub Off
  15.  I Only Know...Once Again, We Mourn! Or
  16.  See Something, Say Something
  17.  My life, is this the end?
  18.  Future
  19.  Seasons Of Life
  20.  How are We Doing?
Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

Cathedral Street by L Hippler

South Baltimore serves as the backdrop for this gripping story of three brothers leading very different lives but joined forever by the secrets of a painful family past.  
Member BookAds

Sycophants by Linda Gould

Imogene, a country-bred girl, longs to make a life for herself in New York City. She joins forces with her former college roommate to start a movie production company in the big city.  
Member BookAds

The Chapel of Eternal Love: Wedding Stories from Las Vegas by Stephen Murray

Award-winning uplifting read for people of all ages. Why do couples come and get married in Las Vegas the wedding capital of the world?  
Member BookAds