Adam and Eve in the garden
started off naked
After Adam bit the apple they
had to forsake it
Every since then man has had
a hard time trying to make it

Even before first man left the garden
his life started off x-rated
God refused to negotiated it
Down on earth the whores
roam the streets
selling their enticing sweets
Man continues to bite the apple
then to juice it up in the drink Snapple
Chop the pig up and make scrapple

Life is full of death blood and guts
because so many go nuts
Morality is at an all time low
seems the only thing important is
putting on a show
Sex has become the number one appeal
for it some will beg borrow and steal
even kill for the thrill
Man no longer needs to be tested
it's even hard to save the little
children molested
We're at a all time slump
when poor little innocent children
are found dead in a dump

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