Doctorial diagnosis made
gives one the feeling that they're
almost about to get laid
Of course this is the reason
the doctor was paid
So it's not good to ignore
what he said

Six foot under ground
isn't as great as walking around
packing sod pound for pound
The idea does flirt
being buried under the dirt
Doc's diagnosis does hurt
So I've got to reduce to a
smaller shirt

Diabetes on the horizon
the way I've been eating
it isn't surprising
No more biscuits self-rising
Whole diet has to be cut into
or sooner or later I'll be through

boo-who

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