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Fate: with Kate
by Andy James Turner → (All Poetry by Andy James Turner)
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Get well, matey.


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"My lover is like
Purbeck skies
Lightning fast;
Clapping thunder thighs

My lover he be a stunner
Never had a lover
Who is funnier!
I’m so over the moon
I can’t wait to see him soon

My love is like a cricket bat
Weeps like a willow
Her chest is dreadfully flat
Yet, I look over that

My love has hair like flaxen,sweet
That warm winds whisper;
Like harvest now, I love to reap
And nestle upon his stubble, deep

My love has eyes
So bright and blue
The way they cross
One wonders if she’s looking at you

My lover has teeth that gleam and shine
Like stars that sparkle wonerfully bright;
Like glowing pearls in beaded rows
That shine divine at midnight

For many years, we were happy
Yes, you bet
But unfortunately
We bloody well MET

The eyes of him they stir me so
That tears in mine do prick;
Just like the sea they set me free
And make him look so slick

My love is great
It must be fate
I so despair
I won her
At the country fair

But for all of that, there is no doubt
we make the perfect pair:
For he is always out to lunch
and I am not all there!"









   

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 Reviews of "Fate: with Kate"
Reviewed by Mary Patterson
Reviewed on October 22, 2012
A nice poem to light up my day.. I enjoyed it....M

Reviewed on July 11, 2012
Ahhhh! Enjoyed the humor of it all, you two :o)

Blessings and love - Micke

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on May 28, 2012
A Kool Write you two
Excellent enjoyed reading
Peace to you both

William

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on May 26, 2012
Andy and Kate, the hilarity throughout is a hoot and then I got to, "for many years, we were happy, yes, you bet, but unfortunately, we bloody well met" and I knew it was over the top -- I love the humor, it is a marvelous collab - I wish you both peace and love - Jon Michael

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 26, 2012
A rowdy romp through relationship misconception. And a hilarious laugh to boot. I think I put in the boot, but it may be lost in the trunk over here. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on May 26, 2012
Such a wonderful collaboration from two of my favorite authors...Wonderfully done, great job!!

Peace, love and light,
Amber

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
Reviewed on May 24, 2012
gave me several chuckles and a John Prine song came to mind: "In spite of ourselves"

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on May 24, 2012
HA! HA! HA! ABSOLUTELY GREAT! WHETHER WE ARE 'OUT' TO LUNCH...OR...'IN', THERE IS SOMEBODY...FOR EVERYBODY, ISN'T THERE?
WELL DONE AND APPRECIATED. THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on May 24, 2012
Luv it, Andy and Kate, luv it!

john

Reviewed by Laura Fall
Reviewed on May 23, 2012
Truly a Fantastic write Laura

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on May 23, 2012
"He asked her wot her lips were for as they sat by a hedge;
she said "they're there to stop me mouth from fraying round the edge!" :)) Benny Hill just about sums us up, don't he? LOL!! Blimey, how many years' ago did you dig THIS one up from? And what have you done to it???!!!! My wonky eye comes out at night, now, along wiv me teef, so things are improving along with the personal hygiene: I've washed my hair twice this year already... xx

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on May 23, 2012
The only thing I ever won at the county fair was a box of snicker's candy bars. You did good. And this is very well and fun done. Patrick (looking cross eyed at screen.)

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on May 23, 2012
Giggle.....well done both of you!!!! Thanks for sharing this delightful poem!!

Anna

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on May 23, 2012
Such a clever pair you two make!!
*Andy & Kate* Chuckles too!!!

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
Reviewed on May 22, 2012
A wonderfully fun poem Kate and Andy. Hilarious !!
You two make the perfect pair! Love ya both.

Lady May Ann

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on May 22, 2012
Like you both this is a GEM, it is essentially so both of you, the two that we all love so much. I was just thinking the other day, what has happened to us on AD where has the fun gone, well youse must of read my mind, this is a pearler...love love love it, in the words of Mr Darcy hehe.
XXhugzz to you both
Ch'erie
Pottin shed???

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on May 22, 2012
Marvelous Brit wit! This poem is certainly about kindred spirits, and a deepened friendship endures!
Love you both,
Christine

Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on May 22, 2012
lol, yeah, she luvs me, really!

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on May 22, 2012
Back and forth insults, but in the end all's well.

Reviewed on May 22, 2012
very cute and so well done by both of you. Cheers!


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