One lump or two
for you true blue
No mate, I think One
and some rest in the sun

Tegretol the quack said
after my MRI report he'd read
will stop yah havin a hissy fit
I thought "you bleedin ole git"

If he thinks I'm taking that stuff
we'll I've had a darn nuff
going to see a full on Neuro
to see if it's a rock or a fluro

The centre is hard
like a lump of lard
the outside is spongey
pressing on my grey mungey

Well it's an operable thing
don't know when or in what wing
but I will find out Mon comin
and if bad, well a trip to disney

I'll be thumbin...

Unless of course I get a better offer LOL

Ch'erie

Yes it's frontal lobe meningioma,( Brain tumour) about 3/4 inch in length, bit smaller across, and smaller again in the depth.

I've been told they are quite common and seeing as though this one is sitting on the Midling Anterior Flax, bla bla, it's gonna hog both sides. So that's why I'm not just gonna take anticonvulsants and come back in two weeks to be reviewed in a year, struth what kind of numbnut does the GP think I am?? Will see the Neuro's Mon, and will know what the go is, wish me luck and please pray for a positive outcome, I'm a tad scared mates!! MEH...