A Phone Box in Ireland

If only that phone box was a Tardis,
we could revisit Flann O'Brien and Patrick Kavanagh
in a Dublin bar,
we could find James Stephen's Crock of Gold,
and attend the first St. Patrick's Day in Armagh,
we could call James Joyce in Trieste (expensive!),
or land in a fairy ring on a Galway farm,
(though the fairies can do more harm than good in Ireland.)
There's Pierce Brosnan, there's Father Ted,
ah, it's a peculiar phone box altogether now,
how many nuns can you get in it, have you tried?