Contrition,Conspiracies & Consequences
Pt 4 Of Cookies Gotz No Brains
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Long ago and far away
Trolls ruled and roamed the earth
With glee they tricked poor innocents
In cookie taps with mirth
Thru woods of darkness , they would wait
Until a wayward soul
Would find their cozy cabins
Lured by sugar bowls

And then the magic started
For humans would transform
Into spear tailed ogres
As Ed's grandpa had warned!!!

And tho the trolls are now extinct
Their Queen A Pax survived
And thru the years she realized
That cookies.....WERE ALIVE!!!

And so to make amends
For past associations
An advocate for COOKIE rights
Became her life's vocation
MEANWHILE
The Moldies buttered up a plan
To burn poor Queen A Pax
They bribed a Crummy mail man
With cookies in his sack
The parcel held sweet treaties
An offering of peace
With a pic of A Pax
To make the plot complete
(Signed in invisible ink that read)

To Ogre Ed
You're a real Snookerdoodle
Love
Queen
A Pax
Unbeknownst to Queen Pax
And sadly Ogre Ed
They sent the cookies poisoned
To kill that FARTER...... DEAD!!!

The plot turned to disaster
For he was SO surprised
He danced while Spiderella
Took a bite........and died!!

He swore revenge on A Pax
He wailed within his cave
He bashed his brains against it's walls

Then dug his spider's grave
Sad sad sad
Good Queen A Pax
6/26/06
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B&R
bill
Love Tinka
Paul;-)
I will never look at an American cookie the same way from now on...:)
Each time I do now, I will see the wicked Lady A Pax and the cunning Ogre Ed in all their debatable glory..lols
Peter
And where in the world did you get that video of Grandpa??!!! You must have spies everywhere.
I'm off to pick fresh flowers for my beloved Spiderilla, but then, back to the Ogre Cave to pen yet another tragic memoir on the wall.
They are all so SAD, SAD, SAD...
His love of cookies a sin,
He will eat anything given to him,
He loves to dip them in his gin,
Much I should say to his daddies chagrin...Rufuz & ed
Take care,
Sherry
A big hug and thank you, to all who have followed the Cookie War Chronicles. You are sweet!! But now, Good Queen A Pax needs your help.
Anyone who would like in on this, please contact me, via my message board (so its a suprise) and I will write you into the story, we can make up a funny name for you, or use your own name........
I will play around with it.......I LOVE THE CHALLENGE
muuhaahaaa
So tell me, if you are for eating cookies, against (reformed as Queen A Pax is) A closet cookie eater, temporary cookie eater......and I will immortalize you in the batter!!!
Anyone wanna bite???
Contact me
muuhaahaaa
Good Queen A Pax
or Contact Ogre Ed, I am volunteering him for this side bar too!!!
Eat it ED!!