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Contrition,Conspiracies & Consequences- Pt 4 Of Cookies Gotz No Brains
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Contrition,Conspiracies & Consequences

 Pt 4 Of Cookies Gotz No Brains
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Long ago and  far away
Trolls ruled and roamed the earth
With glee they tricked poor innocents
In cookie taps with mirth



 
Thru woods of darkness , they would wait
Until a wayward soul
Would find their cozy cabins
Lured by sugar bowls
 


And then the magic started
For humans would transform
Into spear tailed ogres
As Ed's grandpa had warned!!!




And tho the trolls are now extinct
Their Queen A Pax survived
And thru the years she realized
That cookies.....WERE ALIVE!!!


 
And so to make amends
For past associations
An advocate for COOKIE rights
Became her life's vocation
 
 
MEANWHILE
 
The Moldies buttered up a plan
To burn poor Queen A Pax
They bribed a Crummy mail man
With cookies in his sack
 


The parcel held sweet treaties
An offering of peace
With a pic of A Pax
To make the plot complete
(Signed in invisible ink that read)
 


To Ogre Ed
You're a real Snookerdoodle


Love
Queen
A Pax


Unbeknownst to Queen Pax
And sadly Ogre Ed
They sent the cookies poisoned
To kill that FARTER...... DEAD!!!





The plot turned to disaster
For he was SO surprised
He danced while Spiderella
Took a bite........and died!!




He swore revenge on A Pax
He wailed within his cave
He bashed his brains against it's walls



Then dug his spider's grave



 

 
Sad sad sad
 
Good Queen A Pax
6/26/06
 
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 Reviews of "Contrition,Conspiracies & Consequences- Pt 4 Of Cookies Gotz No Brains"
Reviewed on June 29, 2006
Priceless!
B&R

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay
Reviewed on June 28, 2006
I truly love the graphics with this!

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on June 27, 2006
Girl, you take wit to another level with your poetry. :-) Thank you, Anita.

Reviewed by William Haynes
Reviewed on June 26, 2006
enjoying each installment of your cookie saga
bill

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 26, 2006
You two are just one big treat!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on June 26, 2006
LOl I'm loving this series Anita, this is so creative, I'm still trying to work out who's the goodie and the baddie lol. After the poisoning of poor spiderella...shameful thing to do...sad, sad, sad...but bloody Good, Good, Good.

Paul;-)

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on June 26, 2006
Anita
I will never look at an American cookie the same way from now on...:)
Each time I do now, I will see the wicked Lady A Pax and the cunning Ogre Ed in all their debatable glory..lols
Peter

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 26, 2006
HO HO HO! Sad, Sad, Sad, indeed, Oh Evil Queen A Pax - trying to very devilishly shift the blame to the Moldies.

And where in the world did you get that video of Grandpa??!!! You must have spies everywhere.

I'm off to pick fresh flowers for my beloved Spiderilla, but then, back to the Ogre Cave to pen yet another tragic memoir on the wall.

They are all so SAD, SAD, SAD...

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 25, 2006
Rufuz wants in,
His love of cookies a sin,
He will eat anything given to him,
He loves to dip them in his gin,
Much I should say to his daddies chagrin...Rufuz & ed

Reviewed by Crystal Silver Angel (Reader)
Reviewed on June 25, 2006
Gosh what powerful creativity!!

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on June 25, 2006
Ahh so clever you are, Anita. This is a wonderful series and I am enjoying each segment...nearly as much as a cookie.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by L. Figgins
Reviewed on June 25, 2006
This is turning into an epic of gastronomical proportions, lol!! Oh this is such fun. Those graphics are great, Anita! And the write is a grand response. Where will this end? Will Ogre Ed see the error of his ways? Will the cookies prevail? Tune in next time for another batch of COOKIES GOTZ NO BRAINS...

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 25, 2006
Unbelievable, cookie gotz too many brains talent!;-) You are both making a waffle out of me;-) Great fun reads!

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on June 25, 2006
Hello All!!!

A big hug and thank you, to all who have followed the Cookie War Chronicles. You are sweet!! But now, Good Queen A Pax needs your help.

Anyone who would like in on this, please contact me, via my message board (so its a suprise) and I will write you into the story, we can make up a funny name for you, or use your own name........

I will play around with it.......I LOVE THE CHALLENGE
muuhaahaaa

So tell me, if you are for eating cookies, against (reformed as Queen A Pax is) A closet cookie eater, temporary cookie eater......and I will immortalize you in the batter!!!

Anyone wanna bite???

Contact me

muuhaahaaa

Good Queen A Pax

or Contact Ogre Ed, I am volunteering him for this side bar too!!!

Eat it ED!!


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