GOOD QUEEN A PAX THE EARLY YEARS
Pt 6 Of Cookies Gotz No Brains
 
 
 
Cast of characters:

 Ready Eddie=Ogre Ed= Ed  Kostro
Bergman Chiselpecks= Richard Cederberg 
 Lin The Lizard = Lin Gayton                              
Good Queen A Pax = Good Queen A Pax

 
 
Prelude
 
Back in the days of sweet youth
When A Pax was a bud
She was courted by two suiters
Who both declared their love

Princess Pax she was back then
A sweet and gentle lass
Could not decide between the two
So her decision passed
 
Her suiters were  unhappy
For none knew where he stood
And yet the Princess did not choose
For both she felt were.......good
 
Cookieville of long ago
Was a wild glutton state
Folks gobbled every cookie
Before it hit the plate
 
Trolls increased the populace
They came from far away
To work in Cookie factories
They liked it ..........and they stayed
 
Some folks wanted freedom
For the yummy cookies
Others wanted just desserts
Instead of nookie nookie

Her land was sore divided
With tension and distress
Her love life was a shambles
Just a total mess
 
The princess watched her suiters
To see what they would do
When she saw Ed the Ready
Covered with sweet goo

Tell me its not true my dear!!
Say it cannot be
Ed stared into A Pax's eyes
I eat because........they're fuuweee
(his mouth was stuffed)
 
Noooooo
 
Ed ,the Cookies are alive
Alive as you or I
I cannot love a monster Ed
I think, I'd rather die
 
Ed farted and he belched goodbye
His pockets filled with more
He's rather feed his sweet tooth
Then humor his amor
 
This princess of a royal line
From the house of Shrek
She took after her grandma
Well.......what do you..........expect
 
When the moon was full and silver
An Ogre she would be
For less time than Fiona
And to less of a degree
 
He skin would turn sweet verdent
But showed in pimpled spots
Like a greenish heat rash
When it was very hot
 
On a cycle of twenty eight
She'd green for just one week
And vainly play connect the dots
And looked so very chic

----.....XXX....----
 
Her other suiter didn't mind
He found her green divine
He was an easy going lad
Who loved connecting lines
 
 Ready Eddie was very jealous
To see Bergman Chiselpecks
Draw lines upon her face
And from fingers to her neck

Ready Eddie had a plan
He sent Bergman a tin
Filled with Viking cookies
And saw the fun begin
 
Bergman lost control
For he was from the north
He sailed upon the seas
To find some more of course!!!

Bye bye Bergman
(He shaved for the voyage)
 
Sigh
 
 
And then!!!
 
A butter famine hit the land
The cookie people starved
And out of desperation
Were new lifestyles carved
 
Male cookies worked the foulest jobs
Or sailed to distant shores
They left their pans behind them
And hoped their crumbs........endured

Oh me Da is gone.......Daddy daddy daddy........
sob
 
The female cookies to their shame
Sold their selves for licks
To folks with sugared fetishes
Who'd sniff to get their kicks
 

Ohhhh da shame of it all!!!
 
 
Trolls became  the worst of all
But what could A Pax  could do
They were drunk with cookie batter
They shotup cookie goo

So now you know the background
Of Poor Good Queen A Pax
And how her suiters let her down
Just for
SUGARED
SNACKS!!!
 
 
SHAME SHAME SHAME!!!
 
 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE PRESENT

The earth shook with a rumble
As a Lin the Lizard flew
Over Castle Cookie
Which she crashed into

Covered in now slobber
Nybbled to the max
A hard baked lone survivor
Of a surprise attack
 
The Moldies gathered round her
Now with her labored breath
Lin told of Ogre Victory
As she sadly wept
 
He was at a convention
With cosmic Ogre fiends
A horror beyond HORROR
Worse then sour dreams
 
My babies were devoured
We could not fight them off
Their slobber was like acid
It made our wings go soft

The Moldies were enranged again
The fought just to survive
They mixed their crumbs together
What would they now connive?
 
MEANWHILE DOWN IN THE DUNGEON
 
To be continued.........
Good
Queen
A
Pax
6/29/06