Cast of Characters
 
Bergman Chiselpecks - Richard Cederberg
Ed The Schizophrenic Jersey Devil - Ed Matlack
Rufuz The Master - Rufuz Matlack
Good Queen A Pax - Good Queen A Pax
 
schiz·o·phre·ni·a (skts-frn-, -frn-)
n.
1.Any of a group of psychotic disorders usually characterized by withdrawal from reality, illogical patterns of thinking, delusions, and hallucinations, and accompanied in varying degrees by other emotional, behavioral, or intellectual disturbances. Schizophrenia is often associated with dopamine imbalances in the brain and defects of the frontal lobe and may have an underlying genetic cause

2. Pirate/devil  Ed.

ESCAPE FROM REALITY - Pt 7 Of Cookies Gotz No Brains
 
There was  a soul or should I say
A fella quite unique
From the land of Joisey
With hooven smelly feet
 
This man was known as devil
The Jersey Devil of lore
But  the truth it must be told
He was that........and some more

 
Now some thought he used magic
And some  thought.......him insane
Because this other "Ed"
Was on another plane
 
At times a  horrid pirate!!!
A cut throat to be sure
With duel personalities
And on Wednesdays even more
(Happy Hour To Drink Cookie Batter)
 
He was also  a shape shifter
With powers so unique
And used these odd abilities
To hide....his  cloven feet

 
Afflicted and addicted
Because of rainbow sprinkles

He'd snort them up a Pixie Straw
His face all crunched and wrinkled
 
sniff

Sprinkles and green boogers
Held a power strong indeed
He was like a schizophrenic
Maxed at turbo speed
 
And when he was, he ate and ate(cookies)
And there right by his side
Was his doggie Rufuz
For dogs do not have pride
 
Ruf was an amazing dog
With an IQ to the stars
And he became the master
While Ed got more bizarre
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Rufuz wanted cookies
Ed just wanted food
Rufuz was the evil one
And this canine ruled
 
At times the two would battle
 For Ed knew what was right
He was different, tho corrupt
And felt the Cookies plight
 
Rufuz, no more cookies
I cannot bare their pain!!!!

But Ruf would flash his choppers
To end poor Ed's campaign
 
Ruf loved living on the edge
And when Ed would set sail

Ruf would hijack cookies
And land up back in jail
 
Ed swore he would break Ruf out
Beloved repeat offender
That PIRATE/DEVIL had a heart
Be he victim, or defender
(Awww he was a snookerdoodle)

 
But poor sweet Ed never knew
Just how he would wake up
Each morning was a full suprise
Like Queen Pax without make-up
 
At a loss without his dog
And sprinkles up his nose
When suddenly the cops came by
And lined him in a row
 
Someone stole some cookies
It was Biggie #2
The guy with shaggy fur
In a shade of blue
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There he stood against the walls
With the lowest of the lows
Along with Good Queen A Pax
In her prision clothes

 
Lined up there side by side
With his old pal Ogre Ed
Who once was young and handsome
Before sprouting horns from head

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He swore but for the grace of Lard
That face may soon be me

He knew Queen A Pax to be pure (100 percent)
And vowed  that she'd float free

Get it, Ivory soap, lard, float, purity,floats=boats????

 
A prision break he planned that night
With his many personalities
He said, come on gang
We're gonna set 'em free
 
He and all his counterparts
Rammed against the door
Broke it down and he/they ran in
Followed by some more
 
He quickly found his doggie
Chained within his cell
Told Rufuz  of his plans
Now's the time to smell
(No bad dog, not my crotch find the Queen's cell!!!)
 
Quickly he found Queen Pax
Weak beyond description
A shadow of her former self
In need of a perscription
 
Good Queen snort these sprinkles
They will give you magic strength
Then took her chains between his teeth
And ripped them by their length

 
He dragged his starving Queen so week
To a ship at mor
And there to her complete surprise
She saw her old amor
Bergman Chiselpecks!!!
 
To Be Continued........
 
Good Queen A Pax
6/30/06

 

 

Anyone one else want in on this storyline, send me a message via my message board, I will use everyone, I don't know when and how, but since Ogre Dudo keeps them coming, I will bat them back!  Oh yeah, and tell me what character you want to play and you can name yourself too.  This has been fun, Ed and I don't confer on what we are going to write about, I asked him if he wanted to share the poems first but he declined, saying it was more fun, seeing and responding without the teamwork........and I  now agree