THE LIGHT SIDE OF COOKIES - Pt 8 of Cookies Gotz No Brains (poem) by A PAX on AuthorsDen

THE LIGHT SIDE OF COOKIES - Pt 8 of Cookies Gotz No Brains
by A PAX → (All Poetry by A PAX)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Cast Bergman Chiselpecks - Richard Cederberg Ed The Schizophrenic Jersey Devil- Capt'n Sprinkles - Ed Matlack Rufuz The Master - Rufuz Matlack Good Queen A Pax - Good Queen A Pax Ogre Ed - Ogre Ed Frumpalina - Chrissy McVay Lizard Lin - Lin Gayton Ms Mighty Red - Sherry Heim THE LIGHT SIDE OF COOKIES - Pt 8 of Cookies Gotz No Brains Upon a dark and icy sea A lone ship sailed thru mist With a crew well mismatched Yet united........to assist A broken queen, in anguish Betrayed by Moldie fiends If not for Captain Sprinkles Who bravely intervened Upon a wobbled crows nest Perched a nibbled Lizard Lin(with her 1 good eye) Scanning the horizon For land or dolphin fins The Queen was taken care of By two most faithful men Captain Sprinkles and his dog And Chiselpecks with pen Queenie hit her cycle And on that ship turned green Bergman would connect her dots And ALL her inbetweens!! (Just to calm her down) Richard Cederbergwrote....How can Bergman be so old and yet so handsome and virile? Answer......GOOD PENMANSHIP!! YUK YUK Cap'n Sprinkles was more direct And said this whole thing blows He knew the way to calm her down Was sprinkles up her nose Rufuz was suspicious For there beneath the decks He had a box of doggie treats He hid.........and always checked (cannot trust these humans) At night when all were sleeping Rufuz would sneak down To eat his doggie cookies Then growl when he heard sounds Something was below the decks But only Rufuz knew But Rufuz did not care to know As long as he could chew A cry of LAND HO rang from high As Lizard Lin spied land All eyes on the horizon now And thru the mists they scanned OH MY!!! An island lay before them Uncharted and known And thru the middle of this land Was a GREAT WALL OF STONE To keep who out? To keep who in? Our crew could not fanthom When suddenly came music strange As two sides played their anthems On one side there was darkness The other claimed the light When suddenly from flowered fields Came a glowing sight Yet at that very moment A bang came from below And who should show his horrid face But ED in cookie dough!!!!!!! OH MY A STOWAWAY!!! Ed slobbered and he belched hello Feeling very proud That he had tricked them one and all And then he farted loud From the flowers walked a vision Such beauty seen by few A cookie priestess wearing red Frumpalina in saddle shoes Ed and Frumpalina were frozen With eyes only for each other Tho seperated at birth THEY WERE SISTER AND BROTHER!!! OH MY!! They ran into each other's arms And hugged between the waves Ed cried and held his twin so close And hoped that he'd be saved Frumpalina had a tale For Ed, dragon and crew(Ruf too) It was the truth of COOKIE crumbs Along with Moldie news Come to Cookie Cavern You came here NOT by chance There is so much for you to learn For mankind to advance They followed her in quiet awe All except for ED Who skipped with glee to find his twin And hoped that he'd be fed Frumpy had a big screen TV And there stood Ms. Mighty Red A reporter from old Cookieville And this is what she said NEWS FLASH!! Ms. Mighty Red news reporter here with a horrid story Sherry HeimWith vile burping and farting that first sealed his fate as the nasty bad-guy and ogre extraordinaire. A cookie hound who will not be satisfied until every last cookie on the planet is his and is consumed. Even the ASCPA (All seeing cookie protection advocates) have declared him a menace to the environment and to the future existence of all cookies in our world. There has even been video of him smashing and brutally beating the life out of young innocent dough balls who were unable to defend themselves, simply because he didn't particularly care for their flavor, but didn't want to leave potential cookies for anyone else...shame, shame on that nasty cookie ogre...Perhaps he should be placed on a rack in the center of town and be pelted with burned, inedible cookies until you are weak and bleeding...proper punishment indeed, for such an environmental offender as yourself, wouldn't you agree??? Oh, no!!! I will not be fooled by your cookie-sweet words...you need to be stopped! Ed had no idea they filmed this The room was stale as death When Frumpy fell upon her knees Kissed Ed's toes..........and wept ED COME TO THE LIGHT SIDE Pleeezeeeeeee sob sob sad sad sad To be Continued Look at the sweet thing, who could harm a cookie??

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on July 7, 2006

The bunch of you are making a mean pack.....well done!!

Ogre Ed I will be on your side from now one okayyyyy!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by William Haynes

Think I'm reading out of order but enjoying poor Ed's saga
bill

Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher

Reviewed on July 6, 2006

With a cast like this, how can it be anything but brilliant!
B&R

Reviewed by Rhonda Galizia

Good Queen A Pax, I think you should invite Ogre Ed to a GIANT-sized TEA PARTY!!! Cookies, anyone? yummmmmmmmmmm

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Hi Anita:

You and Ed Ogre are doing these so well, I great enjoyed them each time I read them. It is so much fun, and you two are so creative! My deepest admiration for you both!!!!!

Lots of love,

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on July 5, 2006

I see that you made the National News!! The fate of all cookies hangs in the balance and it seems that there are crowds of people picketing and protesting at Ogre Ed's home. The famous Cookie Monster has even made a public statement saying that cookies will never again pass through his lips. After seeing how disgusting Ogre Ed has grown with his main sustenance being cookies and milk, The Cookie Monster quickly hired Oprah's personal chef and has started working out on a treadmill everyday and is doing Richard Simmons "Sweatin' To The Oldies" tapes morning and night. You would hardly recognize him now! He is scheduled next week for a full body waxing, stating that now that he no longer is a "cookie junkie" he wants to shape up and look stealthy as he leads the march on Washington, D.C. and asks Congress to write an amendment to the Constitution making the eating of cookies a federal offense punishable by 40 days in the hole with nothing to eat or drink except stale bread and swill, while the smell of cookies baking is piped into his cell. What started out as a small story, centered in a small town will soon reach out to the United Nations and ask for a moratorium on cookie consumption throughout the world. Take a bow, Good Queen, the world is rootin' for ya!
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

I cannot help but to eat sprinkles,
They make me want to take many tinkles,
At least though I am not like the Ogre,
From eating sprinkles he has over all his body developed wrinkles...E & R

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Holy Hannah! Now we are into brothers finding sisters and reporters gettting scoops!Wow!I can't wait to see the reply from ogre Ed,I'm beginning to feel sorry for him he sure has a helluva cookie to climb to get to you queenie! (great stuff, mz clevercookie;-)

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

OOOO, I'm going to phone Rebecca and warn of Frumpalina..If she's anything like her sister thumb..What she don't have in staure, no dame can match-her... Except the little match girl on july 4th...

Reviewed by Nordette Adams

Very entertaining. What a treat!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

An old ogre can't even step out for a bite of a few dozen delicious, mouth watering, milk dunking little cookie people these days without finding yet even more treachery when I return.

You Truly Are an Evil Queen.

But please tell old Frumpy that I really miss her, and that I have a nice surprise for her; and please have that reporter, Mighty Red, stand by for tomorrow morning's news flash. That's when she'll get the real Cookieville story.

PS Tell old Captain Sprinkles you may need his services tomorrow, too - so have him go easy on those Sprinkles tonight.

And Have Fun!!

Reviewed by Paul Williams

When do Aliens come into it? Lol, they've been channeling through me, as they are interested in cookies and are following this series with great interest. Enjoying this immensely.

Paul;-)

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Whadda saga . . . Got it all going!!!

Reviewed by Flowing Brook (Reader)

I enjoyed that! LOL < < <>>> I am missing parts 1 through 7 and your story was still fun to read, what a talent!

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay

I love it!!!

Reviewed by Peter Paton

Wow
The Great Wall of China intervenes in this frumptious Cookie War..
And who would have guessed that Ogre Ed would have been a stowaway on the Good Ship Lollipop ...LOLS
What an assorted and flavored cast of cookie hunters you have assembled on board my lady...and is this long lost sister Frumpalina going to be Ogre Ed's Saving Grace...
We shall see...
Tune in for more..
Peter