15's A DREAM TEAM - Pt 11 Of The Cookie Wars- FOTOS OF THE BABIES (poem) by A PAX on AuthorsDen

15's A DREAM TEAM - Pt 11 Of The Cookie Wars- FOTOS OF THE BABIES
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ALL ARTWORK DONE BY EILEEN AND ED..THEY ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!

15's A DREAM TEAM - Pt 11 of Cookies Gotz No Brains* How much more must I endure How much can I take Now my Dada's here with me And he seem's to be half baked He had a long and crazy tale But to me, I fear, it's pretty stale About my Mom and her demands With renovation castle plans!! Plus Cookies were what broke them up What made Dad go away But he's sorta ugly And Mama liked to play I guess that they were mismatched Got married in a fever Still cannot make up my mind If I'm a true believer He said that I would grow a tale From his loving glance I have my doubts.... but if I did I'd use it for a lance!!! I would like a tale and wings, if I must be cursed!! JUST IMAGINE!! wow wow wow bow wow oh wrong wow muuhaahaaa After the words my father said Over my shoulder I looked in dread Like pushing a water melon thru your ear OUCH I grew a tale.........above my rear!!! Being immortal is such a drag And now I've got a tale to wag Swish swish swish! When suddenly a Mothership Landed on the wall Davey S, stumbled forth Vodka breath 'n all Capn't Sprinkles blocked his way Don't dare touch my Queen As a bright and stary light Grabbed us in it's beam UP UP AND AWAY I hate heights It took an hour then we were back My memory all outta wack I felt crampy in my tummy Sorta warm, and sorta yummy Sprinkles was exhausted Looked like he ran a race But had he oddest look of Pleasure on his face Hmmm? Suddenly my head went back Twelve to fifteen minutes later I was cursing like a Moldie In need of a translator *#.#!~ My stomach grew My stomach rose I popped a vein Across my nose GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE, HISS, HISS I rolled around upon the ground While Rufuz woofed and howled The smell of baking filled the air As Chiselpecks wore a scowl I never went out with her!!! We were just friends! What an embarressemnt!!! What a typical show off!!! Yeah........drop me now.....you Cad! Frumpy said.....she's pregnant Oh my she must be helped But they were frightened by my twists And worse when I would yelp Finally to my surpise Before my own........ And other eyes I gave birth to a Cookie child And 12 others.......in a while 13 bouncing baby treats Adorable and very sweet Guess somethings are meant to be As both guys claimed paternity! Oh my.........well.....maybe? Let me put your minds at rest I will take one of those tests But both adored our baby boys And bounced them on their knees with joy Gently so they didn't break We three will raise this baker's dozen This was meant to be!!! Never question blessings Don't be so bourgeoisie OK OK OK We stayed on this island Safe from Ogie Ed Raised our special boys With their Cookie Heads! This race of beings had a name We called them K- B -mons The islanders then called them Kookiemen from then on......... Our babies grew up normal Played with dogs and birds Protected by their Papas Without a hurtful word Ahhhhh such good guys Dave had a recollection Of what the aliens did Squired cookie batter Beneath his left eye lid Sprinkles said......hey me too! That much I recall But I was still a blank Yet happy all in all Time was at a standstill If it can be believed In the center of our isle We fifteen found our peace To be Continued Good Queen A Pax happy confused happy Sometime they got carried playing frizbee with the Dog. They would fling each other!!! Boys will be boys! I apolgize for all the pictures of myself, you know me Good Queen A Pax. each child wanted to sit on my lap while their daddy's took their pics.....You know how children are....And as you can see, I believe some have a bit of Moldie blood in them........so we need to be very careful with raising our little Dough Boys. TLC.......is called for. We don't want to raise a squad of monsters! ONCE AGAIN.......A BIG THANKS TO EILEEN AND ED FOR THE PHOTO VANDELISM! MUUHAAHAA I JUST LOVE IT!!! HAVE TO RUN, THE BOYS ARE RIPPING OFF EACH OTHER'S HEADS AGAIN!!! *Those are actually pics of me and my son when he was three weeks old, and I was 28, after Sherry's comment I realized that I should post a notice of Truth here, or whatever...LOL...I am 51 .......and now I look like I had a litter of whatevers! LOL......ah well life goes on. But that is one of my favorite pics of he and I from long ago times.

Reviewed by Charlie

Reviewed on October 9, 2007

Cute pix at the top, but couldn't get the others. Cute poem, but did you really mean "tale?" or did you mean "tail" or both?--Charlie

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on July 13, 2006

Was that when the time the doggie turned pink????

MUUHAAHAA.....thanks for the great comment sis!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Aberjhani

Reviewed on July 12, 2006

Brilliant work from the first line and appropriate graphic to the last. At once hugely entertaining and socially insightful. Thanks for a great read.
Aberjhani

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

LOL, Lady A, this is tops! Enjoyed...very much.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on July 11, 2006

"But had he oddest look of
Pleasure on his face"

Must be the hot chick the captain is in the picture with...Cap 'S'

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

You look mavaluzzz for a lady who just gave birth to 13...that is like a litter of pups...WOW...are you sure Rufuz didn't have something...ewww nevermind that is just wrong!! The photos are great, but you know, it is funny...I had you pictured so different. You are not only majorly talented, you are cute to boot!! and your cookie clan is simply adorable. This poem took a turn I wasn't EVEN expecting...great work, Good Queen! I am seeing all red X'd boxes after the line: And 12 others.......in a while. I wonder if there is a limit to the amount of space (kb or Mg) for pictures on each page?

Take care,

Sherry

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay

The little 'doughboys' are so cute!!!

Reviewed by Rhonda Galizia

Good Queen Pax, You guys are klazee! I make sure I'm buckled in, before I even begin to read! God only knows how these storylines get into your collective heads, but my side usually hurts for awhile, after reading them!Such TALENT!

love, Rhonda

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

What a trip.

Reviewed by Felix Perry

W0nderful stuff, tooooo funny.
Fee

Reviewed by Peter Paton

I believe the Good Queen has gone on a mind bending trip here...
And who is the authentic father of these cookie babies..Davy S...Captain Sprinkles, Chiselbeck of is there another contender in this unsavory dough mixture..:)
Sounds like there were some high jinks and high fives in that flying saucer trip..:)
Moldy Old Dough...
The graphics are stunning... and Eileen and Ed's artwork combo is awesome..
What will Ogre Ed make of these devastating revelations..?

Peter

Reviewed by A PAX

ARE THE PICS SHOWING UP AT ALL??????????????????

SAD SAD SAD

I see them all

Reviewed by E T Waldron

This is hilarious! I need a new belly after this one!;-) Sorry we can't see the pics, but he poetry is great!;-)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

I can see them now! No, not the aliens, the pictures!!

MY GOD! OUR POOR POOR QUEEN! OUR NOW WRETCHED, ONCE HAPPY COOKIEVILLE, TOO. BACK ON THAT DREADFUL ALIEN FANTASY AGAIN. YOUR NARCOTIC COOKIE SPRINKLE ADDICTION MUST BE FAR WORSE THAN EVEN I HAD IMAGINED.

I am tempted to call in Cookieville Rescue, and get you air-lifted out of there, for your own good. What a hellish island that place must truly be. And I when I heard of your shipwreck, I feared that Captain Sprinkles might still be carrying around those Caribbean Ju Ju Voo Doo Cookie Sprinkles - the most addictive and hallucinogenic substance we know of.
He sees all sorts of imaginary things; and now, you see imaginary cookie kids. WOW!

I will try to help you, the best way I know of. Please Hang On, Queen A Pax, YOU CAN RECOVER.

You are one 'Far Out' Queen!!!!!

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)

ROFL...clever, clever, clever.
Enjoyed the graphics too.