Like always - a day late and a dollar short!

NOTE: Because of a couple of comments from Honest authors, I did a brief statistical survey - out of 240 posts, only about 25% were either about beauty, or Inspirational -

CONCLUSION? YEP! You are right!

I'M A DIRTY OLD NEGATIVE MAN!

HOT LIPS

© - APRIL 1ST, 2008 - Tom Hyland

Head Nurse in M*A*S*H*
Houlihan was her Name.
Swapping Spit with Major Burns,
Brought her Tremendous Fame!


Hot Lips Promote Juicy Sips!
Then a Wiggling Tongue
Flashes Between and Among,
Causing Gyrating Hips.


The Adrenalin Flows,
The Skin Glows,
Higher Pulse Rates,
Then Suzie Salivates!


Hot Lips?
She has a Pair!
Well, Actually - Four!
Need I say More?


© 4/08 - TKH

Copy & Paste:

“Major Margaret J. "Hot Lips" Houlihan is a fictional nurse who always drinks, never smokes, first created in the book M*A*S*H: A Novel About Three Army Doctors by Richard Hooker. Actress Sally Kellerman portrayed the character in the Robert Altman film adaptation (where she is sometimes referred to as O'Houlihan). Houlihan was later portrayed by Loretta Swit in the long-running television series.

The character of "Hotlips Houlihan" was inspired by real-life Korean War MASH head nurse Hotlips Hammerly, also a very attractive blonde, of the same disposition, and also from El Paso, Texas.”

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ARE 'THEY' WET YET? :) :) :) Tom.