Fun with IP (poem) by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com on AuthorsDen

Fun with IP
by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com → (All Poetry by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com)
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I PEE - THEREFORE, I AM! Reminds me of the childhood joke - Name three cars that start with P - Pontiac, Porsche, Peugeot - OH? I thought they all started with - GAS!

Fun with IP © - Tom Hyland - 11-14-08 IP - abbreviation of: Image Processing, Innings Pitched, or Internet Protocol. IPA or I.P.A. - International Phonetic Alphabet. Ipecac or Ipecacuanha - South American Shrub - used as an Emetic - Vomit-Inducing Medicine. Iphigenia - in Greek Mythology - Daughter of Agamemnon. IPL - abbrev. of Initial Program Load. Ipm - Inches per minute. IPO - Initial Public Offering. Ippon - Winning Point in Judo or Karate, For Perfect Technique. Iproniazid - Compound used as an Antidepressant, And, formerly, in treating Tuberculosis - C9H13N3O. Ips - inches per second. Ipse Dixit - something asserted dogmatically, And without proof (like my writing). Ipsilateral - affecting the same side of the body. Ipsissima Verba - the Precise words used in Something that is Quoted. Ipso Facto - as the result of a particular fact. Ipso Jure - by reason of a particular law. IQ or I.Q. - Intelligence Quotient - Score of 100 = Average. (That’d be ME!) OOPS! That’s All the IP’s! Copied Verbatim from: Encarta World English Dictionary, Which is a Reference Tool, Under Thesaurus, in WORD! “What’s the Word?” “THUNDERBIRD!” Was Some Fine Cheap Wine, When I was a Mere Child, Teenage Drunk! © - TKH.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on November 15, 2008

I - Pee Wee - and therefore, I am!

And who gave you my picture??

Reviewed by m j hollingshead

Reviewed on November 14, 2008

chuckle, well done

Reviewed by D Johnson

ipcept if they started with a key...

cheers,
dan

Reviewed by Marcia Miller-Twiford

The poem is great - the dog is wonderful.
Applause,
Marcia

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Darn clever write, Tom; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Mad Dog 20/20 was our "wine(?)" if you can call it that, of choice as well as Annie Green Springs...now what was you talkin' 'bout again...Ed

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Well, I('ll)P. :D Good on you, my dictionary didn't have but one: Ipso Facto. LOL Well done, Tom!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)

Ha! You got carried away, Tom :-)

“What’s the Word?”
“THUNDERBIRD!”

"What's the price?"
"Thirty twice!"

We are dating ourselves, here, just a mite. Ya think :-)

Ted