"A Warped Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste!'

"Waist Not - Want Not!"

In the immortal words of Oliver Twist -

"Please Sir - can I have More?"

Jean Luc Piquard ...

'MAKE IT SO!"

Sound and Sense

© - Tom Hyland - 08-19-09


Some sounds make Sense -
Some Don’t!
Some Senses sense Sound -
Others Won’t!

Your eye can’t Smell -
Your nose can’t Hear -
Your ear can’t Taste -
Oh dear - oh dear - oh Dear!

Would I give you a ‘Bum Steer?’

As the bell did toll, or Peal -
She did her banana - Peel -
Her Squealing bounced off the Ceiling -
Isn’t a cry of Glee Appealing?

While the dealer was Dealing -
His tactile sense was Feeling -
His cut finger was Healing -
‘Cause his corpuscles were Congealing!

Is your Crazy Glue working? Sealing?

Is your sense of sound - Sound?
Or - do you have trouble Hearing?
Is a lack of sense - Nonsense?
Does praying require Kneeling?

If a tree falls in the Woods -
And no one is Present -
Does the thudding sound Reverberate?
Is it harsh - or Pleasant?

By now - are your senses Reeling?

‘Very’ - en Espanol - es - Muy -
I - in Francais - is - Moi -
An exclamation is - My Oh My!
Ours is not - to reason Why!

Ithyphallic has two diverse meanings:
1. relating to or composed in the meter used in hymns
to the ancient Greek god, Bacchus -
2. in sculpture, painting, or other art, having or showing an erect penis.

An obvious reaction to admiring Venus!


In Closing - let me say This - about That -

Is there Sound - in Sense?
Is there Sense - in Sound?
How much does it Cost - in Cents -
To Replace - Nonsense with - Common Sense?

© - TKH