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BEWARE THE IDES OF APRIL !
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Maybe this would have been more apropos for April First? FOOLS DAY!

BUT - the Inspiration - Expiration - Aspiration - Constipation --- just HIT me today!

OWE Money? Need Money? No Problemo!

Just go to any major BANK and tell them you would like to WITHDRAW some of that BAIL-OUT MONEY!

DUH ?



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BEWARE THE IDES OF APRIL!

© - Tom Hyland - 04-15-09


Happy Last Day to File your Tax Return on Time!
WOW! Talk about Pressure!
“Do Not Pass GO - Do Not Collect $200 -
Go Directly to JAIL!

MONOPOLY -
Used to be merely a Game -
Now, it is Real Life!
Big Brother is Watching YOU!

“Listen my Children and you shall Hear -
Of the Midnight Ride of Paul Revere -
T’was the Eighteenth of April, in ’75 -
And hardly a man is now Alive -
Who Remembers that Famous Day and Year!”

“Half a League, Half a League, Half a League Yonder -
Stormed at with Shot and Shell - Volley and Thunder -
Into the Mouth of Hell - Rode the Six Hundred!”
The Charge of The Light Brigade!

“Was there a Man Dismayed?
Not that the Soldier Knew” -
Did you SIGN your Return?
Did you Enclose your Check?

Aaaaaw S**T Sherlock!
They’re Taxin’ my Flintlock!
OH - NO! Am I in Hock!

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“Happy Tax Day to You -
Happy Tax Day to You -
Happy Tax Day - Dear Sheep-Shit -

Happy Tax Day Toooooooooooooooooooo YOU!”


© - TKH



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Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on April 16, 2009
LOL soooo loud. You poor guys down yonder really get it in the Neck!!! or somewhere anyway. The solution to the problem is simple, let everyone print their own money and send that in. You can make it colorful like ours or keep it green, but put a picture of your face on the front and your butt on the back. And don't forget to mark an X where the govs are to kiss it. Man I am either really tired or one of my voices has taken over....yyiiikkkssss.

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on April 16, 2009
Happy tax day to you too! Rest assured the government is searching diligently for new, innovative ways to milk us dry even more...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 16, 2009
Big Brother is Watching YOU!

Ain't that the truth - and I hear that old Jersey Devil is on your case, too. I can't do much about BIG BROTHER, but let me know if you want me to take care of Little Brother Jersey!

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on April 16, 2009
Only you darlin very cute..I love how your mind works...LOL.....have a wonderful and safe day... I hope my poem I posted will put a big smile on that sweet face of yours..be good...nah be your self...(Giggles)..Hugssss for >>>>>..TK
Love,
Chanti Lace xoxo

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 15, 2009
I am going to my bank and trying that & tell them some guy from Maryland told me to do it...e

Reviewed on April 15, 2009
Like any bank is going to loan to U.S. - the little people - fat chance! We owe, we owe, it's off to work we go - unless you're disabled. Then you're screwed. :(

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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