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NYMPHO-GRANNY
by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com → (All Poetry by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com)
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AAAAH ... MAKIN' UP IS SO SWEET!

‘NYMPHO-GRANNY’ © - Tom Hyland - 5-17-10 Try as I Might - Try as I May - Could not Withstand - Her ‘Snorin’ Today! Last Night was a Wonder - Last Night was a Joy! But Four-Thirty A M - I was one Wide-Awake Boy! Sprang to the Kitchen - Had a Drink and a Smoke - Two ‘Ciggies’ Later - I was ‘Okey-Doke!’ Back to the Bedroom - Back to the Bed - Back to Warm Hineys Touchin’ - But Now - Lil Birdies Must be Fed! Those Cute Lil Freakin’ Birdies - All Chirpin’ for - More-More-More! Wouldn’t Shut Up for Love Nor Money - Put my Feet - Back on the Floor! From Four-Thirty to Five - ‘Twas First Kitchen ‘Break’ - Then, Five-Fifteen Came - Must ‘Drain the Snake’! Five-Thirty Came Quickly - ‘Twas Back in the Bed - But Her Cute Lil Snorin’ - Kept me Awake Instead! Love-Makin’ at Late Night - N’ the Wee Hours of Mornin’ - Is Wonderful All Right - But - Kee-Rist - Her Friggin’ Snorin’! Chirpin’ Birdies n’ Logs A-Sawin’ - Had my Brains n’ Skin A-Crawlin’ - What to Do? What to Do? If - ‘Twas a TomKat - Throw a Shoe! Love-Makin’ is Wonderful - Love-Makin’ is Grand! But Her Fierce Friggin’ Snorin’ - I Just Can Not Stand! © - TKH.

Reviewed by Christine Tsen

Reviewed on May 29, 2010

This is hilarious! The truth about menopause.
Christine

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on May 18, 2010

Ear plugs or a mouth sock
sounds like your choice
if silence in sleeping
makes you rejoice
I just gave up
dogs bouncing on top of my head
I'll get just enough sleep
Until I am dead.

Patrick

Reviewed by pat medlin

cute tho it is...nympho granny reads this....you're troubles are over!
ye be sleepin' with chirpin' birdies...hah

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Ho, Ho, Ho!! Sounds like you need a Tom-Kat Hideaway. When everything starts gettin to me, I head for the old Ed Cave!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Birds shouldn't go pecking on Viagra...

Cuz EDvard

Reviewed by Donna Chandler

Reviewed on May 17, 2010

Cute ............. we all get a bit cranky if our sleep in interupted!

Donna

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

You are the man from this I can tell...LOL, Ed

Reviewed by Mary Lacey Desertrat