Did’ja ever notice how Screwed Up
Every Accident Scene Is?
By the POLICE I Mean ...
Well, Golly Gee Whiz!
I Especially love the Minor ‘Fender-Benders’ -
Two Cars - No Injuries - Very Simple Mode -
But - Three, Four, or More ... POLICE Vehicles ...
BLOCK the Whole Damned Road!
Instead of Being Useful -
And, Actually Directing Traffic -
With their thumbs up their Rectums ...
They Cause drivers to get Frantic!
Amazingly, every Radio Traffic Report -
Blames the Back-Ups on ‘Rubber-Necking’
But - Most of the Delays ...
Are Because Police Direction is Lacking!
Just Wednesday, on Philadelphia Road,
At the Light at 695 - there was a Minor Collision -
A State Police Car Sped Past us all in the Opposing Lane -
Then, BLOCKED the Passing Lane - What a Dumb Decision!
The Third lane, a Left Turn Only -
To Enter the Beltway, was Jammed Up -
But, we All had to use IT in order to get Past ...
TITS ON A BULL - a Sorry Pup!
Two weeks ago, on 702 South -
Counted Six POLICE Cars Rushing to a Scene -
Doing about Eighty in a Forty Zone - Unnecessary ‘Over-Kill’ -
Endangering Others - Not too Keen!
Are THEY all just BORED?
Nothing Better to Do?
Too Many Show Up ...
Instead of just a Few!
There is one Suggestion -
I would like to Recommend -
That Each and Every Police Officer ...
To Traffic School - We should Send!
It’s Not their Fault -
That their Skills are Null -
Police Cars Worsening Jams - Useful as ...
TITS ON A BULL!
In his many novels, poetry, histories, editorials, plays, and letters, W. E. B. Du Bois poured so much of his blindingly incandescent soul into his writings that no single volume could ever contain all of his words or works. In fact, had not the his
Crisis Management for First Responders is for first responders to be able to help victims of critical incidents as well as their own personnel who are affected by the trauma they witness or experience themselves.
In his many novels, poetry, histories, editorials, plays, and letters, W. E. B. Du Bois poured so much of his blindingly incandescent soul into his writings that no single volume could ever contain all of his words or works. In fact, had not the his
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