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MEET MY MEAT !
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The PIC ... My LADY Displaying a ...
JUMBO Blue-Crab ... On Her Birthday ...

We started with a Delicious Cup of Maryland Crab Soup ...
Then ... A Pound of Jumbo Steamed Shrimp w/Onions ...
Finished with Six JUMBO Steamed Crabs!

OH ... Actually Only Ate Four ...
Took Two Home!

YUM - YUM - YUM !!!


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MEET MY MEAT !


© - Tom Hyland - 10/29/13


Caution:

Vegetarians & Vegans Might Want to SKIP This!


OINK...OINK...OINK !

Boy, Do I Love 'Dead Pig'!

Bacon - Ham - Sausage ...
Pulled Pork Barbeque ...
Roast Pork Loin ...
Smoked Neck ...
Smoked Butt ...

P.S. - NO PIGS' FEET!
NOR PIGS' KNUCKLES!
NOR PIGS' EARS!

'Sow's Ear' For a Purse Might Be OK ?


'Keep Those Dogies Rollin' ... RAWHIDE"!

Dead Steer!

Hamburger - Roast Beef - Pit Beef ...
Beef Barbeque - Chipped Beef ...
Beef Steak - T-Bone - Del Monico ...
Rib-Eye - Prime Rib ...
Filet Mignon ...
Beef Bourguignon ...
'Sloppy Joes' ...
All-Beef Franks - Especially Kosher!
Beefalo, or Cattalo ...

P.S. - NO SAUERBRATEN !

Heard That Matlack Likes BEEFCAKE !
HO-HO-HO !


Is FOWL Foul ?

Auk...Buk...Buk...Buk...Auk !

CHICKEN !
Grilled - Barbequed - Stewed ...
Deep-Fried - Baked ...

BUT ...

I'm Strictly a Breast Man!
No Legs - No Wings - No Dark Meat!
I'm probably The Only One On The Planet ...
That Does Not Like 'Buffalo Wings'!

Don't Get Me Wrong ... I Love 'Hot Stuff' ...
Just Not On Little Bones!
Hot Boneless Breast Nuggets Are Delish!


GOBBLE - GOBBLE - GOBBLE?

'Tom Turkey' Breast Is Also Delectable!
Especially Smothered in Gravy ...
And ... Mashed Potatoes ... Ummmmmm !

Smoked Turkey Breast ... Also a Winner!


SWIMMERS?

Don't Eat Much Fish !
On Rare Occasions Boneless White Fillets ...

But - LOVE Steamed Shrimp With Onions ...
And Steamed Blue-Crabs ...

My Lady, Pat, and I Just Had Some JUMBOS ...
This Past Sunday ...
At Mr. Bill's Terrace Room ...
On Eastern Boulevard ...
Essex, Maryland ...

ABSOLUTE BEST IN BALTIMORE !!!


There You Have It ...

MEET MY MEAT !


O'er ... Land - Air - and Sea ...

SURF N' TURF !


(C) - TKH.



 

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 Reviews of "MEET MY MEAT !"
Reviewed by Duke LaRance
Reviewed on October 31, 2013
It seems that you and I agree on many things...I didn't know what Buffalo wings were until I burned my lips off. A lot of Rocky Mountain Oysters are scarfed in these parts, but I can't bring myself to dine on those parts!

Reviewed on October 30, 2013
NOTICE to ALL ...

I wasted over an Hour trying to get the Picture right side up,
but the stupid AD website keeps turning it... I GAVE UP !!!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 30, 2013
You are living proof that eating meat is not unhealthy. I'm with you on most of this, including the little chicken wings misnamed "Buffalo wings." If they were Buffalo, I would eat them… Yum Yum.

Methinks you overdo the blue crabs. My girlfriend and I used to fish for them in the Trinity River near the ship channel. Later I found out that those crabs contain almost all of the nasty chemicals and heavy metals we read about as being very destructive of our brains. Fortunately we didn't catch very many and I only eat a few.

Ron

Reviewed on October 30, 2013
"Pleased to meet you. Glad you guessed my name. But what's troubling you is the nature of my game."

Love ya!
Jane

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 30, 2013
You've done it now - the mouth watering Jersey Devil is heading your way right now because of your invitation to meet your meat!

PS: He says he's gonna stay with you until after Thanksgiving - he wants to meet your turkey meat, too.

PPS: He is a little disappointed though because you didn't mention his favorite meat - Road Kill. (He'll probably bring what he finds along his route.)

GOOD LUCK!


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