We had a large cat called Sammy
who had a rather large tummy
Its true he liked his food indeed
and was prone to a bit of greed
One day angry neighbour at door
"its your cat of that I am sure
when my cats food he tried to snap
he couldn't fit through the cat flap
Offer made to pay for damage
so to pacify neighbours rage
Sammy cat nowhere to be found
laying low, he had gone to ground
(c) Baz Busbe
Blessings,
Christine