Recipe For A Cutie Pie
By Handsum-Hart

Place in a large
heart-shaped bowl
3 Small Eggs
gently beaten with desire
2 Extra Large Eggs
fiercely beaten with passion
3 tablespoons of
The-Lady’s-So-Lovely Butter
1 ˝ cups of For-Your-Eyes-Only
Beauty Flour
˝ cup of Romantic
Lip-Smacking Sugar
5 pinches
of Forget-Me-Not Pepper
7 Hairs plucked
from an adorable girly bear
named Teddi
1 dash of Sweet Girlie Sauce

4 teaspoons of Angelical Sugar
please note: this sugar can only
be gotten on Valentines Day
by showing the true beauty
of your heart to an cute angel

1 large cup
of Mom’s Strongest Sherry
please note: for sentimental
flavor, use the whole bottle

2 cups
of Melted Chocolate Kisses
please note: these
kisses must be melted
by the heat of hot romantic words
burning on your lips

3 sprinkles of Honesty Salt
please note: the salt
must be thrown
over a holy book
using grandma’s saltshaker

While whistling
your favorite love tune
rhythmically stir your mixture
until your feet begin to tapdance.
Pour into auntie’s rusty
yet trusty old baking pan
and turn on the blue flame
in your imagination.
Cook until your mixture gently
bubbles over with laughter
and smells of spring love.
Pour into a crust shell
flavored with unwavering fidelity.
Cover with a cute poem
overflowing with your cutest
words and let cool.

Clothe your heart
in your fondest memory
of your girl.
With trustworthy fingers
serve her your special pie
and watch with your heart
as cuteness becomes
her in many ways
until she’s the cutest cutie pie
your heart ever desires
to see, touch, taste and love.

© 2003 Ronald Howard Moman