Hanging is too good for them,

Should cut their danglies off.

Use a rusty jigsaw blade,

They’d be afraid to cough.

Our great Judicial system,

with infinite foresight,

Ignores these sound suggestions,

That you and I think right.

For Judges and the legal type,

at our expense guffaw,

believing  that like

God and Queen,

 they are above the Law.

It is often intimated,

 that despite this regal pose,

they wear peepholes bras

and stockings underneath their

Chamber robes.

No silks or Briefs to interfere,

restrict ,affect  or stay

thus keeping  options

 cool and poised

for any courtroom play.

So when Chief Justice

leans or frowns

or shuffles on his throne

Its probably suspenders 

that are causing him to moan

Or just perhaps

his strapless bra,

Is chaffing on his back,

perchance his basque’s

laced up too tight,

or his g-strings up his crack.

Some trials that end surprisingly,

the verdict gone askew,

Owe more to misplaced

leather thong,

than legal point of view.

Perhaps the nuts that

need cut off,

are not from pervert kind,

but rather leading Legal ones,

No longer sound of mind.