Mary Had Six Little Lambs

Mary had six little lambs—
Six in all had she—
And they did some weird stuff
In their privacy.

Johnny chewed her underwear—
Such a naughty lamb—
While exposing his parts
On a video cam.

Tony was a film producer,
Shooting wild lamb chicks,
Posting them on internet
In some raunchy flicks.

Jim and Greg were real kinky—
All dressed up in drag—
There were recent centerfolds
In the Playlamb mag.

Pam and Suzie looked real nice
With their fine lamb jugs,
They were dancing for old goats
At a local club.

And when Mary was away,
All the lambs got loose,
Having wild and kinky sex,
Doing drugs and booze.

Mary had six little lambs—
Six in all had she—
And they did some weird stuff
In their privacy.


   June 11, 2008 
--Alexander Shaumyan