Why can’t men flush…? (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Reviewed on February 2, 2012

ED ....

1. GERMS ON HANDLE FROM LAST CREEP!
2. SAME GUYZ NEVER WASH OWN HANDS!
3. EVEN IF YOU WASH HANDS WITH HOT H2O N' SOAP, USUALLY HAVE TO GRAB
DOORKNOB TO GET OUT = MORE GERMS! USUALLY, SAME GUYZ WHO HAVE A
'GERM FETISH' USE PAPER TOWELS TO OPEN DOOR, THEN THROW THEM RIGHT
ON FLOOR !!!

DUH ?

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on February 1, 2012

you should post this in every restroom you visit ...

shows how men are still animals, needing to leave their scent, the scent of laziness ...

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on February 1, 2012

It is what it is. YUK !!!

Reviewed by John Bidwell

Reviewed on February 1, 2012

You have captured well man's inhumanity to man.
The enemy is us.
I can never believe it- but the proof is in the...
Well done Ed.

John

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on February 1, 2012

That's why I always wear my hazmat suit every time I use the public facilities. But you gotta admit a little yellow water is a whole lot better than leaving floaties in the crapper. cuz p

Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G

Reviewed on February 1, 2012

You know what I was told, some body better set ME STRAIGHT!!!! To flush waste Electricity, people become NOT TO FLUSH (I won't hear of it) NO WAY! but, they seem to get into a habit, not flushing at home so they forget and just walk away! Please, tell me changes are on the way! Also very few want to touch where someone else has touched, the button, the handle, the faucet (but there washing) hmm... I don't get it! Or it's pure laziness, YOUR CALL! Love your honest straightforward Poem tho'! I always do!

Hugs, Soulful SHEE ox

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on February 1, 2012

Holy Smoke! You're not touchin them nasty old urinal handles, are you???? Or sittin on them toilet seats??!! And you better read Richard's comments below - don't touch that door handle on the way out either.

PS: I follow my sage old dogs into the woods - much cleaner - and I sure hope Ma doesn't read this poem.

Reviewed by Richard King

Reviewed on February 1, 2012

Guess we're on the same page with this one. I once wrote about having to touch the damn door handle to get out of there, knowing that more than half the guys in front of me didn't stop to wash their hands. Well if they are too damn lazy to flush, you can be damn certain they didn't wash and this doesn't even begin to address the shitty subject of those who take a crap. Bet half of them don't wash either. Smear some of that all over the door knob. YUK!!!!!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on February 1, 2012

It's unimaginable what people do in public toilets. They do the same in motels and hotels and the poor maids have to clean up the mess.

Remember that that handle and the handle to the door to the restroom is your greatest chance of getting a disease, so it's probably good use of paper towel or glove when you flush for someone else.

Ron

Reviewed by Donna Chandler

Reviewed on February 1, 2012

I like that you placed this in the 'horror' section. :)

Donna

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on February 1, 2012

I hear ya, Ed. I see it all the time.