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Merry Christmas...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Sunday, October 31, 2021    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Yep, it's that time of the year again, break out the credit card...


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 It’s that time of year again,

When all the stores are decked out,

In the glow of Christmas spirit,

I’m always so filled with glee with Christmas about…

 

All the tasty goodies well baked and served,

And toys and clothes & ties are wrapped, hopefully deserved,

Cards are sent to Santa, the post office is inundated,

And mommies and daddy’s are thoroughly unnerved…

 

I so look forward to the holidays,

So much fun in getting and giving,

Hope you get what you ask for,

I plan to ask for sailing sloops…

 

Oh shit, it’s only Halloween, WHOOPS!!

© -Ed-  10/30/21   (at least I got the picture SEMI right )

 


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Reviewed by Tom Leftwich
Reviewed on November 1, 2021
LOVE IT ED GOOD LAUGH

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 31, 2021
Let's just say that you're a man ahead of his time. Don't you wish it was in entrepreneurship.

This morning the bad news said that the demand for stuff this year is immense… Probably pent up from a couple of years of starvation. Anyway, the container ships are backed up at the ports for lack of warehouse space or truck drivers to all the goods where they have to go.

So do not fear… Get your Christmas gear, very early this year, because otherwise, the shelves may be bare.

Ron

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 31, 2021
Funny stuff, Ed. Merry Christmas! 🎅🎄🤶❄ Love and peace to you,

Regis. 🍁


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