My top teeth rotting away,

My dentist told me yesterday,

Cleanings first, then pull them we may,

Gonna get me new uppers, at least that’s what they say…

But gotta be honest, I am scared to death,

I hate the dentist with a passion,

All my baby teeth pulled except one,

My childhood with regards my teeth, not fun…

Now I am 58 years old,

Still I don’t go to the dentist unless I am dying,

That much they scare the hell out of me,

But now that I don’t have to pay a fee,

I might as well get things done,

That’s for me as far as I can see…J