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Limerick: Once a Maneater who could never say NO
by T. Wignesan → (All Poetry by T. Wignesan)
Monday, September 6, 2021    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Abstinence and over-indulgence never quite mix...


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Limerick: Once a Maneater who ne’er said “No!”

for Ronald W. Hull, the Great Mentor-Commentator

[Made to measure and tailored to a very tight fit]

Once a Lady who could ne’er say “No!”
Met Ascetic: “Why?” he wanted to know.
Said she: “I’m no Vegan;
Meat I munch by the dozen.”
Priapic rigor mortis ensued: O! Woe!

(c) T. Wignesan – Paris, September 6, 2021
 

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 6, 2021
I guess that's one way to get hard. Yum Yum.

Ron


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