She teased him too much...

Baby's easy on the eye, in fact Too-Easy Come and Go -
She played me for Sucker, but back then I didn't know,
-Said she was choking on a wishbone and phoned me in distress
- So I raced off on my Roller Skates - to Rescue my delicious Princess!
Though when I got there, I said, 'I believe you've got a problem...?'
And she said, 'Naaaah! - I was only choking!' (Joking - Geddit?)
But I was Boiling... Grrrrrrowling... Howling....!

Baby's taste is doubtful 'cos she chose to Play with ME!
Baby Pouts just like a rosebud - But Glows with Electricity,
So if her Battery runs flat and her HotPants become cool
- I race across to help her - with my 'Battery Charging Tool..!'
Though as I'm about to Plug My Charger in - She'll said, 'Naaah!
- My Hot Pants just had a - Short Circuit!'
But I was Boiling... Grrrrrrowling... Howling....!

Baby saw me in her in tea cup as she swirled around the dregs,
She saw me as a Sucker for a Lovely pair of Legs,
Baby Pulled my heart strings, Baby Rang My Bell...
Baby Played me like a Plaything - I was Caught within her Spell...
'HELP!' She cried (quietly) - when she knew I'd guessed her game...
'YELP!' She whispered in my ear - I knew had her tamed...!
'HELP!' She silently sighed, as we began our bedside joyride...
'YELP!' She laughed in passion - as I paddled her backside!

Baby 'Mends My Kettle' as she Helps Me 'Hide the Bishop'
I introduced her to Charlie' - Then we started 'Knocking Boots...'
'We were really 'Making Bacon,' 'Making Whoopie,' 'Puddle Snuggling'
'Rumpy-Pumpy' in the hay-stack - where we learned to 'Pluck the Goose!'

So now I laugh the longest as we kiss beneath the moon,
For I have Baby Working, Singing, Dancing to My Tune...!
I have Baby moaning, groaning - love has her enslaved...
Her love-life quickly turned around - because she Misbehaved..!
And now She's Boiling... Growling... Howling...!

Baby 'Mends My Kettle' as she Helps Me 'Hide the Bishop'
I introduced her to Charlie' - Then we started 'Knocking Boots...
'We were really 'Making Bacon,' 'Making Whoopie,' 'Puddle Snuggling'
'Rumpy-Pumpy' in the hay-stack - where we learned to 'Pluck the Goose!'