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The AD Halloween Bash
by Felix LeRoy Perry → (All Poetry by Felix LeRoy Perry)
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Had a few queries as to where and when so hope this clarifies that...


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The AD Halloween Bash

By Fee

 

I strung the light up old skulls

Along the twisted railing top again

Hit my thumb with the hammer

So I blessed them with my f_ _king pain

 

There’s lots of rats and flying bats

Nibbling on rotted un-named gore

My ghouls swing from the rafters

Like they always will forever more

 

There are witches cackling madly

Ghosts eerily in white so sheer

Come one come all don’t be late

On the creepiest night of the year

 

I took down the sign that read

Fee’s Spa and Bathhouse Fun

Spiked up one written in blood

Fee’s Dice and Slice Crematorium

 

I’m two doors from the graveyard

Beside the old hangman’s tree

If you see Brothers Ed’s slaughterhouse

Then you went past the place of Fee

 

Now the party starts round midnight

October thirty-first come prepared to crash

For it promises to be an all-nighter

This year’s Author’s Den Halloween bash

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "The AD Halloween Bash"
Reviewed on October 29, 2008
I won't miss it!
I'll be the one as Spider women, will spiders crawling all over me, in my black and silver long gown custome!
I'll bring my deviled eggs, spiked and streaked with blood/food coloring!
Love this spooky poem Sweetie!
Warmest Blessings and spooky happenings, Warrior Purple Lady SHEExooo

STay Positive and SAFE!


Reviewed by William Potter
Reviewed on October 18, 2008
Any poem with mangled thumbs is a blast and this one is great! Well done...a good laugh!

take care,

William

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on October 16, 2008
YUK Fee, and Double YUK, I'm keeping my Cat inside for all the ratbags that get around and swipe pussy cats for the most nefarious purposes...
And I expect the dogs will be howling again, OH boy!!
I know I'm seen as a party pooper, but I'm not into this kinda bash, with respect mate...Besides it's the ole man's Brithday the night before, gotta fire up the BBQ,now the yard has just been all done up..yeehaa.
Party time!
Take care, take very good care.
XX Cherrypie

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on October 15, 2008
LOL~
Sheila

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 15, 2008
You may want to check the drain pipes on your plumbing system for it's a long haul but you will be surprized where that blood of yours with the sweatjuice of others combines and ferments on the way to Fee's AD Halloween Bash where it will be served gratis as the beverage of choice to my guests...drink up Eds
fee

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 15, 2008
We have a few tickets left to enjoy our Slaughterhouse special treatment, not that sissy Fee with red paint baloney!
Come our dears...come....coooome...

Ed the Elder & Bros


Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Am I invited?

Reviewed by Michelle Mead
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
:) I want to come :)

Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
I'll be there!!!
Love,
Becca~

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
now the spa and bathhouse sound like my kind of place ... looking forward to taking a dip in blood ;)

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Well I am so happy you made it clear for we wouldn't want to miss it for sure, with all the work I have not put into my Birthday suit costumn. See you at midnight on the 31st. can't miss the AD Halloween Bash.

Love ya face Cuz XOXOXO, Rose

Reviewed by Denise Edwards
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Revving up for a spashing bashing good time, eh Fee? I'm excited! My friend Mr. W. Bane, will be there! (:

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
,,but I turn into a pumkin at midnight....that is ok I guess,, I will just come as a pumkin,,,and hope nobody carves me up :(
can't wait for the bash! ...no bashing pumkins either btw lol
Love, Christine

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Anxiously waiting, marking the calender and getting prepared for this Halloween Bash....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
I'm hoping to be there. lol. I'm getting help. Sounds fun. Liz

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Oh yes,sure does sound great,maybe I will bring you a special TREAT sweet Fee...(Giggles)party timeeeeeeee..woohooooooooooo.......Hugssssss comin your way....

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that's all I needed to hear, I will be there you can be sure. For Dr. Bonnie sent the sushi ahead but she will definately be there with many surprises my friend FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, love, Dr. Bonnie

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
OOOOOO Sounds like a party, TO DIE FOR! HUGS! SC

Reviewed by Kathleen McDonald
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Loved the dark write for the bash. I will be there too. Now----what do I want to go as hummmmmmm?
hugs
Kathy

Reviewed on October 14, 2008
I'll be there - well done! Now: if I get lost, I'm blaming yew. :) (Men and their directions, especially when they hit their fingers with a ()&^*^*$$$# hammer!! The dollar signs for the medical bill you racked up.) LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Felix,

Sounds like a great party! Well written.

Mary

Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Wow this bash will give me a chance to go as myself YEA lol
I love this "Fee’s Dice and Slice Crematorium " Lol
Enjoyed reading and will see you at the AD Halloween Bash!!
Brilliant write Fee
Peace Love and Hugsssss....Morning Star

Reviewed on October 14, 2008
Delightful; Fee's Dice And Slice Cremotorium?? NICE!!! LOL Still, a fun read; can't wait to see how it turns out! (If I ever come; already have plans!! LOLOL)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D


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