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Jalapeno Alley!
by Sage Sweetwater → (All Poetry by Sage Sweetwater)
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Bowled me over
with fire 'n jap,
pink turned red
in the gap,
right up my alley,
reviewing the blazing galley,
LightningSource prints
copies on demand glossy cover in hot red tints,
change lanes to promote a publicity stunt strike,
great balls of fiery dyke
sellin' roasted copies
melted the floppies!
book clubs called us quick,
signed us up and set up Dos Equis beer all around
to cool the promotional fire lick,
best sellers
and sexy cowgirl dwellers,
goodness gracious, great balls of fire!



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 Reviews of "Jalapeno Alley!"
Reviewed on December 15, 2009
Chipotle peppers
Serrano, Jalepeno, Chilli
Tabasco fingers licked
Care to try some of my cherry bomb salsa?
Or some of my smokey habenero hot sauce Firebrand!?
I love to bowl…
Stoking Your Slippery Lanes
Vixen …with a great left hook :)

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay
Reviewed on May 26, 2006
Hot one!

Reviewed by Thomas Garrett
Reviewed on May 25, 2006
Goodness gracious, what a hot poem!

Sonny G

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on May 25, 2006
Love the rhythmic speed, and the clever wit..
So that's how to spell Jalapeno, the blighters, my first day on base, I was told to eat one fast and whole..grrr sucker..

Reviewed on May 25, 2006
Cute and hot write,Sage! This one also reminds of Jerry Lee Lewis. Well-done Sage!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed on May 25, 2006
Excellent write, Sage, but you can have all my jalapenos (plus Karla can quit breathing after having 'em; she's allergic to them! NOT good!)! I can't stand jalapenos, but boy, I sure do love this spicy hot write; it's about as hot as a jalapeno! WHEE! LOL Very well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on May 25, 2006
Yee-haw! A spicy HOT write, very well done. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on May 25, 2006
Sage
" OO Baby that's what I like "......
It's a clean swipe with this ten pin cracker Sage...
Such style and panache you possess master poet
Blessed Be
Peter

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on May 25, 2006
Great rhyme and rhythm, Sage. Sweet offering! Thanks for sharing it. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Barbara Terry
Reviewed on May 25, 2006
I agree Sage. I enjoyed this very much, and Susan is right Jerry lee would be proud.

May the Lord Jesus bless you, and those whom you love, and be with you always, and at your side constantly. With much love in my heart, joy to the world, peace on earth, & ((((((((((MANY WONDERFUL SISTERLY HUGGGGSSSS)))))))))), your little sister, Barbie

"If I have to be this girl in me, Then I have the right to be."

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 24, 2006
If anyone can set a conflagration to be seen round the world it's you Sage!;-)

eT

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on May 24, 2006
a very spicy celebration!

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on May 24, 2006
You make Jerry Lee proud with this lovely romp of poetic verse.Susan


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