Proselytizers Windshield Cleaner
gutless wonders
bugs that met a windshield
yellow jacket tailor-made blue-green
liquid in the bottle under the hood
squirt lever
on steering wheel
goddamn glass clean
driving through the f***ing
bible belt
red warning dash light
says "refill goddamn bottle"
we stop and take out our half-pint
amber whiskeys and funnel them into
the community empty fifth 750ml and now
we're seeing clear by god!
Copyright Ms. Sage Sweetwater, Celebrity firebrand lesbian novelist