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Candy Cane Undies, Stocking Stuffer Viagra and Bottle Opener Fedora Hats
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Christmas is Coming! Stocking up for Christmas!

Candy Cane Undies, Stocking Stuffer Viagra and Bottle Opener Fedora Hats why society needs christmas to go with the nativity scene novelty pharmaceuticals popping up always ready to pop the top on that pretty lady's bottle if the removable bottle opener tucked in the hatband doesn't do it then it just ain't christmas why more pagans drink wassail and knit pentagram hats with variegated yarns from leftover skeins Copyright Ms. Sage Sweetwater, Celebrity firebrand lesbian novelist

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Reviewed by Robert Whitford

Reviewed on December 14, 2013

Visions of alternate Christmas go well with this odd little ditty. I never saw viagra in a stocking, but I'm sure there are many things I've never seen in this world. A litle funny and a little strange. Why else would we write about the season? Always interesting Sage. Bob

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on December 13, 2013

sounds like a pretty sticky situation ;)

(thanx for the insight)

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on December 13, 2013

The true blue value of Xmas.

Ron

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