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Halloween's Canadian Hare
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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Halloween is very different up north from the "inferior yankees" they go around shooting anything with horns, even eighteen wheelers! (ask Rose)


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A Canadian hare encountered
an American hare when crossing
the border into the Unites States,
“why are you running here cousin”
asked the American one,
“moose up north they are hunting”
the Canadian said
“but you are not a moose why run?”
the American pointed,
“try explain it to a half-witted Fee ”
the Canadian hare said.






 

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 Reviews of "Halloween's Canadian Hare"
Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on October 29, 2008
hee, hee, hee...
You are too funny!
Cryssa

Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan
Reviewed on October 27, 2008
Well, that explains the holes in my rig when I crossed back across the border that time....

Rebecca

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on October 27, 2008
18 Wheelers Georg, We are friendiler then that, aren't we. Lol Thank you Georg for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
Is it 18-wheeler huntin' season already, let me get my Red Ryder out and loaded...Ed

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
.... shooting 18 wheelers?? lol,, they are fire happy eh???????

Reviewed on October 26, 2008
Another Canadian refugee slipping into the country, you are so gullible, wait till we sends the moose over, they'll be telling you, we is shooting B52 ..... and he would'nt be lying, come on up and have one, you rascal, Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
hahaha! You really do have a keen sense of humor Georg!
Love your witty poems!Great Graphic!

Love,
ET

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
Oh my that picture is too much....you sweet man are so funny... oh and cute also...(GIggles)oh by the way the next time I throw a party you and your sweet brothers are on the top of my list...Hugssssss

Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
Lol it’s going to be an awesome day for me
Reading this very funny write
I love the picture and the poem
I can almost see the moose run
LOVE IT!!!!!
Peace Love and Light...Morning Star

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
ON the floor with this write, soooooooooo funny Georg, poor Fee has his seasons mixed up a little. Poor rabbits and moose. Great job and thanks for the laughs this morning. Love, Bonnie

Reviewed on October 26, 2008
Funny write, Georg; yer a mess and a half!~ But you are very well loved here!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D LOLOLOLOL

Reviewed on October 26, 2008
Freaky Fee, don't shoot me!! LOL, now he'll surely have a comeback for this one Georg.

Reviewed on October 26, 2008
I was gonna say, "Fee's gonna get you for that," but see he already beeped in ... LOL You're a mess, Georg, but I love you, anyway!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
Say it isn't so

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
Well anyone can shoot a moose ya old fool they are as big as a house but to shoot a hare with a pea shooter takes a lot of talent and skill, why I remember the time just me cuz Rose and I had a whole herd of them carnivorius critters surrounded with just our pea shooters and... sorry I digress.
Fee

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 26, 2008
Ho, Ho, Ho! Freaky Fee must really get very freaky at Halloween, and now I know why so many mooses and bunny rabbits are suddenly showin up at my place!


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