Couldn't pick a category for this one, humor? inspirational? philosophy? just kidding? or we really have go berserk believing that we are the masters of the universe? because if it is the case...we are really kidding ourselves!

Bungee jumping is a barrel of monkeys funny
it should be introduced it in the extremists world,
so they all can merrily jump to our total delight
but this time without being tied to an elastic cord,
Splash! Splash! Seventy hooker’s waiting there
for the braves ones, when the “Shiites hit the rocks”

Russian Roulette should be in Washington practice,
have plenty of gamblers there using all our dough,
we should let them play instead of go reelection,
but they will be using a full loaded point forty four,
Splash! Splash! Say, if in DC there are no brains…
what’s the stuff they left running down the walls?

Republicans should be trampled by angry elephants,
Democrats kicked by donkeys on their hanging “bowls,”
Vatican pedophiles baptized again with tar and feathers,
we should all the bonuses crooks in federal prison throw,
Splash! Splash! House Foreclosers fly off high windows,
as for homeless shelters, we give Veterans the Pentagon.

First they killed all the buffalo roaming on the prairies,
now they use helicopters for “sporting” hunt the wolf,
cattle barons want us to get rid of the last wild horses,
as pets mills churn by the hundred thousand, puppy dogs,
Splash! Splash! I dream with an America waking up
and start using that ubiquitous guillotine, chop chop!

Our banana peeling ancestors had it straight right,
we don’t live in a spherical planet but on a flat world!
pushing, shoving each other towards the very edges
and hysterically laughing with glee when anyone fall,
Splash! Splash! The human race at last will reach to be
that disgusting sticking dung, under the foot of God.