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A Redneck Valutine's Day By Salley Sue
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My Redneck Alias Salley Sue Wishes Everybody Sum Fun On Valuntine's Day


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A Redneck Valuntine's Day
By Salley Sue


Well it’s Valuntine’s Day agin
here in the Appalatchun hilz
And you can bet your big azz
it’ll be full a naughty thrills

Me and My Sexie Ole Man
go out to tha bar line dancin
and after we chug a few down
there’ll be some hot romancin

Well, he’ll probly give me
sum plastic roses, flame red
then over his wide shoulders
he’ll just tote me, off to bed

Last year My Sugah Daddy
left me awed and shocked
Wearin heart printed boxers
when they dropped, he rocked

And jest as she was comin
round the mountian, he yelled
"Happy Valuntine’s Day Darlin
you's so sexie you’s hot as Hell”

Yeah Valuntine’s day in the hilz
is the best time of year for sure
Even the cows all come in heat
Aint nothing around here pure

Happy Valuntine’s Day Ya’ll
and I hope you has sum fun
Don’t tell nobody what I did
I won’t tell em what you done




  

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Reviewed by Sheri Uy
Reviewed on February 12, 2010
Hi Belle, this is soooo cute and delightfully naughty. Thanks for the chuckles it brought. Enjoy the hearts day with yours.

Lovelovelove,
Sheri

Reviewed by Emile Tubiana
Reviewed on February 12, 2010
Dear La Belle Rouge, It is always a pleasure to read you and to see you in my Den. Thank you and Love emile

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on February 12, 2010
Gave me a chuckle. Thank you, J'nia

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on February 12, 2010
Ah lak it, ah lak it!! Got sex an' everthang. WhooooooEEEEEEE.

{Really, La Belle, this is g r e a t. Can't beat beautifully written and funny as hell. Throw in a paira dropped drawers with 'hots' all
over...sssssssssssssssssizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzle !! Happy
Valentine's Day, by the by. Betcha have a blast down 'er in the holler.}

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on February 11, 2010
lol. Hysterical. Love it. Liz

Reviewed on February 10, 2010
Now, that's GOOD!
No! GREAT!
Some Country Valutine Humor!
Let's keep em' all guessing...
as Secrets are kept...
plastic red roses, no joke there...
Happy Valentine's Day to YOU too RED!
Have Fun in or out of your bed!

Blessings of PEACE, Harmony and Joy, SOULFUL_PurplePaSsionsSHEEoxxo
Love this catchy fun poem! Thanks to your sweet inner Sassy Salley Sue!

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on February 9, 2010
What happens in da hilz stays in da hilzs. Except the chuckles. Patrick

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on February 9, 2010
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha ... <(^)>
Didn't Sally Sue do some cameos on the Beverly Hillbillies?
Thanx fur the laugh Ms. Rouge ...
richard

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on February 9, 2010
Thanks for sharing the wit and humor, Belle. Happy Valentine's Day to you. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on February 9, 2010
Well they will indeed hav a Happy Valuntine's day, something like mine. LOL
newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on February 9, 2010
Valuntines Day? me only hope that ain't go get shot in me garage! (LOL)

year Sugah Daddy




Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on February 8, 2010
so very clever and loads of fun!

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2010
A delightful read fer sure
With love
Ron

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on February 8, 2010
Salley Sue, as long as you are not kin folk with the "cable guy"! --
your humor is hot too Belle -- peace and love to you my friend -- JM

Reviewed by John Bidwell
Reviewed on February 8, 2010
If people keep looking up the words you use in the dictionary, and they are not there…you might be a redneck.

If your vacuum cleaner only has two attachments, a collar and a leash...you might be a redneck.

If your boyfriend has a job working in a police lineup, and he’s often gone months at a time…you might be a redneck.

So how do we find this Mud Pit?
Much enjoyed.

John

Reviewed by L. Figgins
Reviewed on February 8, 2010
LOL! Yeeehaaa!

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on February 8, 2010
A very good laugh at Salley Sue's expense. Expertly written piece.

GOD BLESS
Tony

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2010
Gittin' ready fer sum fun
Salley Sue gits 'er luving dun
Her man wearin' drawers wif hearts
In der tolet at Wal-Mart.

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on February 8, 2010
Good to hear from ya, Salley Sue, and to ya and yur Sexie Ole Man a Happy Hot Romancin Valuntine's Day.

John

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2010
Belle, Between you and Sage, you keep me laughing w/your poetry...
Always,
Deborah

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on February 8, 2010
It's a proud day when you can do Jeff Foxworthy proud, Belle! Redneck or Are you Smarter Than a Fifth Grader, A Redneck Valutine's Day By Salley Sue has an audience...what a marketable character you've created with these Salley Sue poems! This has a marketing niche...put yourself in touch with Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy! Happy Valentines Day, La Belle Rouge...

Love,
Sage


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