*Poodles are Labradors with a college education. After a day of retrieving , a Labrador wants to curl up and snore in front of the fire. A poodle wants to be a fourth at bridge and tell naughty stories.
*-Anne Rogers Clark



The Importance Of Poodle Education
By La Belle Rouge


Oh yes, I have a mischievous little grin
for I’m as naughty as I can possibly be
and all those other poor boring bitches
can only aspire to be much more like me


I know so many stories, risqué in nature
I could tell a few over a game of bridge
They'd make Bichons giggle and blush
with some salacious smut...only a smidge


Graduated with honors from canine college
where I minored in having major merriment
We could laugh and play all night and all day
and in my exuberance still not make a dent


Life with me is never humdrum, always fun
You can’t best me at bridge or other game
You’ll only experience the agony of defeat
Your deficiency of education will be to blame



Music "Brown Eyed Girl"