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Xrays
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Humorus poems I have found "lying" about** I whipped this one out and sneak-posted it on my son's poetry ezine, where dead-serious Kerouac and Bukowski aficionados rule. They didn't find it amusing atoll, the little sh-ts.***


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 X-rays


Dentist’s use’em

To see yo toofers

Internists too

To see yo innards

Get a gob of gammas


And yo sphincter

She gonna be

A whole lot looser

 
 
 
 
 
 


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 Reviews of "Xrays"
Reviewed by Bradley Bodeker
Reviewed on January 11, 2010
ROFLMAO! i can dig it. told like a sudden bullet while imbibing on liquid muse.

Reviewed on July 3, 2008
Oh Goodness, I am taken to this x-ray clip on youtube.com...har har
sorry this may gross you out..(I gotta take my chances as I find it so grossly funny-good gawd!) lol ....but here is the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGts0xdftKE

you'll have to copy & paste into your browser of course...but humor & ideas come from all sorts of things...oh my....X-rays...go figure!
Embraced ~ Embrassé
Vickie

Reviewed by Linda Newton Perry
Reviewed on June 25, 2008
I enjoyed Publish America Vanity Press?
(I don't believe most people know how much work it takes to put a novel together.)

Reviewed by alice bankes (Reader)
Reviewed on June 19, 2008

Reviewed by Axilea MU
Reviewed on June 18, 2008
Some reviewers are so ashamed of themselves that they project their feelings of inadequacy and low self-esteem onto others. They wonder how others can do what they dare not do. They secretly wish they could, so they turn into inquisitors, censors, they resort to cynicism, bitterly disparage others. Why do they do it? Because they simply cannot do anything else. What they do is what they are. A hateful failure.

Reviewed by Janet Caldwell
Reviewed on March 11, 2008
Oh, this is a riot. My hubby is a fan of Kerouac and Bukowski, so I laughed extra hard. ;) No, honestly, I like a lot of the poets of that time. Tickled me pink.

Janet

Reviewed by Lavendar Jazz
Reviewed on March 3, 2008
funny indeed...thanks

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on September 30, 2007
:)!!!

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on June 22, 2007
This is a hoot. Liz

Reviewed on June 9, 2007
YOu have me in stitches!
Warmly, Warrior Spirit Lady PURPLE Sheeeoox
BE SAFE!
Stay POsitive!

Reviewed by Hanley Harding (Reader)
Reviewed on May 18, 2007
Kerouac and Bukowski weren't amused, eh...? You know what they say, L W... joke 'em, if they can't take a f**k.

;+)

Doc

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on April 22, 2007
very funny!

Reviewed on March 31, 2007
L W:

LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Plus, you'll glow for years: trust me. Had enough x-rays and scans to know. :)

Excellent--love the humor in this one.

Welcome to A.D., you're among friends.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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