AT The Party

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Stephen King conjured me up and made me exist,
I am a man eating clown, he called me She-it.
He gave me nice hooters to please,
Two pouty, full lips to tantalize and tease.
I never show my teeth when I smile,
Cause they are fangy and jagged, like a crocodile.
Of my most favorite treats,
I find men more tasty to eat!
The blood is sweeter closest to the bone,
I like to tender it up some, before in I zone!
I am headin to a Halloween Party,
given by the Mistress Of The Night, LaBelle,
I am gonna mate like a bunny and raise some Hell.
A Big Dude, that looked like Lurch, has just let me in,
I started to drool, cause LaBelle invites only good lookin men!
I just spied a Male Vampire that has filled me with lust,
I will be samplin his vintage, very soon, you can trust!
I have just patted his ass and grabbed his cape,
I am holdin on tight, aint no way he is gonna escape!
He is grinnin and exposin his fangs,
But my gaze has just gone lower
and have discovered a BIG THANG!
Now who will get the first bite, Dracky or me?
Will it be my neck or that big limb on his family tree?
Then a tango began to play,
Our bodies began to mesh in a sensuous way.
The music was causin the heat to rise,
Lust sparks was emittin from our yellow eyes!
He danced me out into the night,
Always keepin my white neck in his sight.
Suddenly he started to make his move,
As my small hand started makin his BIG UN groove.
My hand worked magic and he started to moan,
Then in a flash, my lips and fangs located his bone.
My gentle nips, made him sigh,
Although his wine was sweet, I didn't drain him dry.
With his sweetness, still clingin to my lips, I gave him a kiss,
Then I offed him a snowy hooter, an offer he couldn't resist.


Music "Munsters Theme"