Our “eggcellent” Prime Minister

He is creative, has the flair

Our “truly trusted” Tony Blair.

He is artful; he’s a twister

Our “eggcellent” Prime Minister.

We admire him and wish him well,

Preferably in deepest hell.

© P. J. Oszmann (2003)

© Illustration created in Photoshop (2003)

    Another Rogue.

A thief amongst the thieves, who grabs just what he wants,

Revelling in his feeling of “omnipotence”.

He is acting like an ape, just like a wild baboon,

Caught with his pants off, a sordid, boorish buffoon.

A bully amongst bullies, a cheat amongst the cheats,

Every code of honour he readily defeats.

Member of cabinet proved to be sinister,

Our discredited deputy prime minister.

© P. J. Oszmann (2006)

Illustration: Press photograph touched up in Photoshop