Tits & Tats

Augmentation, lift, reduction,

Mastopexy, liposuction.

Beauty is but skin deep, but it’s not one’s heart or mind

We’re making efforts to improve, unless we’re truly blind.

Instead, it’s superficial beauty we manipulate,

According to what Hollywood’s stale fashions stipulate.

We all want Angelina’s lips and Julia Robert’s smile,

We want to be like someone else, with manufactured style.

We seek no self-improvement now through books or charms or arts;

We take the road most traveled --- by exchanging body parts.

Dermabrasion, buttock lift,

Botox, tuck, and nasal shift.

Yes, rhinoplasty flourishes because the paths we chose

Consider heart and soul much less than how big someone’s nose.

The world is morbidly obese, but we shall conquer that ---

We’ll pop more Dexatrim and liposuction all the fat.

To eat a healthy diet would require to much work,

And exercise takes efforts we make all attempts to shirk.

We'll never choose a pinup for how smart her mind might grow,

But when her thong bikini’s wet, what cleavage she will show.

Gastric bypass, Phentermine,

Hoodia patch and Tetrazene.

An empty soul and poor self-image are what here permits

One’s happiness to hinge upon the cup size of your tits.

Decades ago, tattoos were bad, and those with ink were spurned;

Adorning only convicts or the sailors that returned.

Yet what society rejects can change from day to day,

So much so that what it accepts did not start out that way.

For, these days parlor ink might decorate a young girl’s skin;

Its sight no longer linked with sordid acts or lives of sin.

Collagen and TCA,

Silicone and Retin-A.

Someday, the Rubenesque ideal will once more be the fad,

And all the slender waif-like girls will once again be sad.

And by the time that day arrives, by inches and degrees,

I hope their implants hang with both tits down around their knees.

So, seek your true self-worth in something other than a mirror,

You'll find that all your insecurities will disappear.

Otherwise, you're nothing but a vain and pompous slave,

Not one iota prettier when rotting in the grave.

Tits & Tats

Tits and Tats