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· Coruscated Confabulations: Oh! The Humanity!

· Marooned on Moloka'i: Coconuts, Dreams & Death

· Saunas and War Toys

· Falling Off the Mountain (poems)

· Santa Cruz Sargasso, Berkeley Fog (poems)

· U S Chemical and Biological Defense Respirators


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· A Great Many Moons Ago...

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· The Great Venuezuelan Beaver Cheese OODA Loop

· The Saint Valentine's Day Mass Accretion (a short story)

· Everything you know is wrong...(part II)

· Everything you know is wrong...(part1)

· An Arrow for Amaterasu

· Outdoor Bob and the leaf-blower from Hell...


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· And now a word from Our Heavenly Host...

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· NorCal Coastal Cold Water Reflections, 1989/2007

· The Gold and Azure Frontier

· We the Pimples... (or) a Child's Garden of Constitutional Verses...

· Welcome to Californication, suckers!

· Confessions of a 'Yellow Fever' afflictee...


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· Find her in everything...

· Petrushka's Remorseful 5-Year Plan...

· The starward path: A tribute to Laika and Gagarin

· Hair today, groan tomorrow...comrade

· Merely a turn of the wheel...

· Crush depth

· The Doorway, twixt Heaven and Hell...

· Puddle Worms

· Happy Saint Valentine's Day Mass Accretion

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· Local Writer Not Slated to Receive Steinbeck Foundation Recognition

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The Battle

by Kalikiano Kalei — Read all 118 poems by Kalikiano Kalei

Modern war is technologised insanity, but no more so than any other form of creative diversion us humming beans seize upon to span the yawning gap between birth and death. War is often ghastly, but it occasionally has its lighter, more whimsical side (i.e. Mel Brooks 'Springtime for Hitler', etc.). Here's a bit of doggerel inspired by the 1991 Gulf War I in the Middle East, when it seemed as if the chemical and biological gates of hell were about to spawn truly unbelievable horrors... My sincere apologies to The Reverend Charles Lutwidge Dodgson.

Monday, January 21, 2008


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THE BATTLE


 


Tweedledum and Tweedledee


Decided to go to war,


For Tweedledum said Tweedledee


Had made him really sore!


 


Each intent on wreaking woe


They bravely fumed and sassed,


But Tweedledee had dined on beans


And Tweedledum got gassed!


 



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Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Reviewed on January 21, 2008
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